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Discos and Dragons

Claire. — Tue, 17 Oct 2000 01:28:57 +0000

Mr. Fleck (Steve Higgins): You get called geeks. You get cleaned out. Girls don’t even look at ya— Bill: I thought this was supposed to make us feel better. Mr. Fleck: Hold on, Cool Breeze. It gets better. “What? I’m accepted at a Ivy League college?” “Hey, chicks did smart guys. Who knew.” “Woah. Look [...]

The Little Things

Claire. — Tue, 17 Oct 2000 01:28:11 +0000

Mrs. Weir: So I hear something very exciting is happening this week at school. Cindy: That’s right. Vice President George Herbert Walker Bush is coming to our school to speak at an assembly in the cafeteria. Mr. Weir: You know, everyone’s a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses. Ken: [...]

Smooching and Mooching

Claire. — Tue, 17 Oct 2000 01:26:31 +0000

Nick: Those drums were my personal property. Mr. Andopolis (Kevin Tighe): Your only personal property is your future. Nick: Maybe the drums were my future. Why don’t you think about that. Mr. Andopolis: End of conversation. Ken: Grateful Dead. Music sucks. Chicks are hot. Lindsay: Dad, give me one good reason why a woman can’t be president. [...]

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Noshing and Moshing

Claire. — Tue, 17 Oct 2000 01:25:43 +0000

Sam: Bill, that is not sexy. Bill: Yes it is! Neal: Bill, it look like you’re having a seizure. Bill: Sam, come on. Shake it, you won’t break it. {Neal stops the music}. You cut me off mid-funk. Neal: I’ve discovered something that will change our lives. It brings power, respect and money. And it’s [...]

Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers

Claire. — Tue, 10 Oct 2000 01:24:55 +0000

Mr. Weir: Sure Lindsay. You can see The Who. And you can go see The Rolling Stones at Altamont too. Ken: I always say, girl plus car equals dead animal. Lindsay: Are you copying Ken’s homework? Kim: Trying to. He writes like a mental patient. Neal: He’s a gym teacher. There’s no upward mobility. Mr. [...]

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Jeff Rosso

Claire. — Sun, 09 Jul 2000 18:44:29 +0000

Pilot Episode Jeff Rosso (Dave “Gruber” Allen): So what’s going on here? Lindsay: All I… I was trying to do something nice in a stupid school where nothing nice ever happens. But instead Eli broke his arm. Now I feel like the biggest idiot in the world. Mr. Rosso: No. Why aren’t you taking part [...]

Jean Weir

Claire. — Sun, 09 Jul 2000 18:39:57 +0000

Pilot Episode Jean Weir (Becky Ann Baker): You know, I ran into Mrs. Patten today at Farmer Jack. And she said that she saw you smoking. Lindsay: Well she’s crazy. Mom, I can’t believe you. You seriously think I would start smoking? Harold Weir (Joe Flaherty): You know, I had a friend that used to [...]

Harold Weir

Claire. — Sun, 09 Jul 2000 18:37:51 +0000

Daniel Desario

Claire. — Sun, 09 Jul 2000 18:34:55 +0000

Pilot Episode Daniel Desario (James Franco): Oh man, you wanna hear something way messed up? You know that Molly Hatchet shirt I was wearing the other day? You know the one with that executioner guy holding that bloody axe, under his foot’s the severed head. Ken (Seth Rogen): Yeah. That’s my shirt. Daniel: Yeah so, [...]

Bill Haverchuck

Claire. — Sun, 09 Jul 2000 18:33:51 +0000

Pilot Episode Sam: Why does my mom always put a note in my lunch? It’s so embarassing. Bill Haverchuck (Martin Starr): At least your mom doesn’t write the note on the bag. Sam: Are you guys going to the Homecoming Dance? Neal Schweiber (Samm Levine): Mmm, no. Bill: I really don’t see that happening. Sam: [...]