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Discos and Dragons

Claire. — Tue, 17 Oct 2000 01:28:57 +0000

Mr. Fleck (Steve Higgins): You get called geeks. You get cleaned out. Girls don’t even look at ya— Bill: I thought this was supposed to make us feel better. Mr. Fleck: Hold on, Cool Breeze. It gets better. “What? I’m accepted at a Ivy League college?” “Hey, chicks did smart guys. Who knew.” “Woah. Look [...]

The Little Things

Claire. — Tue, 17 Oct 2000 01:28:11 +0000

Mrs. Weir: So I hear something very exciting is happening this week at school. Cindy: That’s right. Vice President George Herbert Walker Bush is coming to our school to speak at an assembly in the cafeteria. Mr. Weir: You know, everyone’s a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses. Ken: [...]

Smooching and Mooching

Claire. — Tue, 17 Oct 2000 01:26:31 +0000

Nick: Those drums were my personal property. Mr. Andopolis (Kevin Tighe): Your only personal property is your future. Nick: Maybe the drums were my future. Why don’t you think about that. Mr. Andopolis: End of conversation. Ken: Grateful Dead. Music sucks. Chicks are hot. Lindsay: Dad, give me one good reason why a woman can’t be president. [...]

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Noshing and Moshing

Claire. — Tue, 17 Oct 2000 01:25:43 +0000

Sam: Bill, that is not sexy. Bill: Yes it is! Neal: Bill, it look like you’re having a seizure. Bill: Sam, come on. Shake it, you won’t break it. {Neal stops the music}. You cut me off mid-funk. Neal: I’ve discovered something that will change our lives. It brings power, respect and money. And it’s [...]

Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers

Claire. — Tue, 10 Oct 2000 01:24:55 +0000

Mr. Weir: Sure Lindsay. You can see The Who. And you can go see The Rolling Stones at Altamont too. Ken: I always say, girl plus car equals dead animal. Lindsay: Are you copying Ken’s homework? Kim: Trying to. He writes like a mental patient. Neal: He’s a gym teacher. There’s no upward mobility. Mr. [...]

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Chokin’ and Tokin’

Claire. — Mon, 20 Mar 2000 01:23:57 +0000

Nick: You know, I always noticed that the day after we have Salisbury Steak, we always have hamburgers. But then the day after that we always have meatball heroes. And a few days after that we have meatloaf. So is it the same meat? Are you guys recycling the meat? Lunchlady: It’s different meat. Nick: [...]

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The Garage Door

Claire. — Mon, 13 Mar 2000 01:22:31 +0000

Sam: Your dad’s the coolest. Mr. Schweiber (Sam McMurray): I heard that! Neal: Yeah. Lindsay: Hey, at least she knows how to play an instrument. Ken: That’s not playing an instrument. That’s like blowing into a toilet. Lindsay: Sounds better than your singing. Ken: Lindsay, here’s an idea: how about you break up our band [...]

Looks and Books

Claire. — Mon, 07 Feb 2000 01:21:47 +0000

Ken: We’re gonna blow the roof off his garage in the most rock-tagious way. Neal: I hate being in school after it’s out. Makes me feel like a janitor. Sam: What’s so great about him anyway? Neal: It’s the hair. Mr. Weir: I could call the police. Do you know that? I could call the [...]

The Diary

Claire. — Mon, 31 Jan 2000 01:20:44 +0000

Mrs. Weir: "I'm sick of living in this claustrophobic suburban world—
Mr. Weir: Oh, get used to it.
Mrs. Weir: “—where everyone is trying to fit in. I feel like I lived in a world of scared robots. Obviously this is terrible, but two of the worst ones are mom and dad.” [...]

We’ve Got Spirit

Claire. — Mon, 24 Jan 2000 01:19:14 +0000

Nick: Hey Lindsay, do you ever think about heavy stuff? Lindsay: Heavy stuff? Nick: Like death or the meaning of life. Lindsay: Well yeah. My grandmother died I was pretty depressed. I took it pretty hard— Nick: Yeah yeah. I knew that you were like me. I can’t even talk to those other guys. Ken [...]