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Much “I Do” About Nothing

Claire. — Mon, 19 May 2008 03:31:05 +0000

Serena: Hey Dan. I’ve been trying to reach you all night. I know it’s early… or late if you haven’t slept like me. But um, I’m pretty sure after this message I will have officially filled your voicemail so I… I’m coming over. Lily: Oh my. god. Rufus: Oh my god. Lily: What? Rufus: I [...]

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Woman on the Verge

Claire. — Mon, 12 May 2008 03:27:40 +0000

Gossip Girl: In our modern age, when you call someone and can’t find them you can be pretty sure they’ll get the message. But if they don’t call you back, it usually means they don’t want to be found. Rufus: I don’t know if you know this, but you can be a pretty judgmental guy. [...]

All About My Brother

Claire. — Mon, 05 May 2008 03:18:38 +0000

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Jenny Humphrey wading in the Met fountain, fishing for change. Blair Waldorf seen dallying with an off-duty doorman on Monday night. It looks like the battle between the Queen B and Little J has moved from the streets to the blogs. Who’s sending this debasing dish? I have a feeling. Blair: A [...]

Desperately Seeking Serena

Claire. — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:14:35 +0000

Gossip Girl: There are three things we do alone: we are born, we die, and if we’re a high school junior headed for college, we take the SATs. And while the test is said to measure our best traits, preparing for it inevitably brings out the worst. Humility becomes self-doubt. Striving becomes obsession. Some are [...]

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The Blair Bitch Project

Claire. — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:09:50 +0000

Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. Spring Break is done and I’m starved for a dish. Were you sunning in Crete or sinning in Croatia? Give me the deets. And has anyone spotted our ex-Queen B? Where does the dethroned royalty vacation these days? Dorota Kishlovsky (Zuzanna Szadkowski): Club Bed is over. First day [...]

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The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate

Claire. — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:04:36 +0000

Gossip Girl: “What’s the difference between gossip and scandal?” So glad you asked, UESForever. Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a day’s worth of buzz. But in order to birth a true scandal, it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. Take one It Girl on a pedestal. Add a [...]

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School Lies

Claire. — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:51:16 +0000

GG: On the Upper East Side it’s easy to think the world is exactly as it appears. Refined. Elegant. Imposing. But sometimes all it takes is a little key to open the door to the wild side. Blair: Good catching up. Blair: Enough with the blackmail. Aren’t you bored already? I can’t avoid Nate forever. [...]

Roman Holiday

Claire. — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:49:05 +0000

Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, it’s Christmas in New York. And along with the season comes the Constance Billard/St. Jude’s bazaar. Where the only thing “bazaar” are the donated items for sale. Dan: How about an antique butter churn? Serena: Oh my gosh. That would go so well with my loom. Dan: I’m gonna [...]

Hi, Society

Claire. — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:38:47 +0000

Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, it’s that time of year again. When the mere act of descending a staircase means you’re a woman. That’s right: Debutante season. And from what we hear, there’s been some changes to the lineup. Blair: I’m actually glad I’m going with Prince Theodore instead of Nate. The further we [...]

Blair Waldorf Must Pie!

Claire. — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:35:27 +0000

Gossip Girl: As per Gossip Girl’s Thanksgiving tradition, I’m trading my laptop for Stovetop. And for the next 16 hours the only thing I’m dishing is seconds. When the cat’s away, the mice will play. Have fun, little rodents. Blair: I mean, who gets wasted on Thanksgiving? Serena: The holidays are lonely for people. I [...]

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