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The Goodbye Gossip Girl

Claire. — Mon, 18 May 2009 05:43:53 +0000

Gossip Girl: You wanted to meet Gossip Girl? Well, look around. I’m nothing without you. And while most high school friendships fade, it’s my hope that what happened today will bond you forever. Now that all my secrets are out, you have a clean slate. Until college. Congratulations, I’m coming with you. Gossip Girl: Serena [...]

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The Valley Girls

Claire. — Mon, 11 May 2009 05:42:35 +0000

Blair: Serena’s been in jail for over four hours. She’s already served more time than Nicole Ritchie and Lindsay Lohan combined. Chuck: She’s a socialite mistakenly accused of stealing a bracelet. I doubt they’re working her over with a phonebook. Blair: When I called Lily she said she was on her way. Where is she? [...]

The Wrath of Con

Claire. — Mon, 04 May 2009 05:37:30 +0000

Gossip Girl: Four wise men once said, “I get by with a little help from my friends”. Chuck: Do you have a glass in this thing? Cab Driver: No, man. What do you think this is? Gossip Girl: But on the Upper East Side there’s the added challenge of figuring out who those friends really [...]

Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Claire. — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 05:30:03 +0000

Gossip Girl: Eventually, every queen finds herself in unfamiliar territory outside the castle walls. In Blair Waldorf’s case, the Village. Blair: NYU? What was I thinking? You know how I feel about ironic facial hair. Nate: Well you were thinking a) you’re lucky to get into a school at all. And b) you’re super lucky [...]

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Seder Anything

Claire. — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:23:11 +0000

Gossip Girl: When you lose hope in a dream sometimes all you’re left with is sleepless nights. While some call the doctor for a refill, I find the best solution is a full social calendar. Blair: Just because I lost Yale does not mean I’m wasting my time at a non-Ivy, reading Beloved six times [...]

Remains of the J

Claire. — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 05:13:12 +0000

Gossip Girl: Mornings are simply more fun on the Upper East Side. Our favorite things to wake up to? The sun in the sky, the Nikkei on the rise, and a wake-up call from your lover. Or your best friend. Rufus: Lily’s doing breakfast today. She wants to talk to us. Dan: Ominous. Jenny: Or [...]

The Grandfather

Claire. — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 05:06:20 +0000

Gossip Girl: Springtime on the Upper East Side. Where the winter chill is supposed to be so last season. But when mittens and scarves are still all the rage, the best thing you can do is just button up and hope for warmer days. Vanessa (Jessica Szohr): Budapest. Prague. Brest. Dubrovnik. Dan: Ah, there’s nothing [...]

The Age of Dissonance

Claire. — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 04:56:47 +0000

Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side all the world’s a stage, and the men and women merely players. But once a year, Constance/St. Jude students shed their usual roles and take on new ones for the senior class play. This year’s pick? The Age of Innocence. Dan: I just can’t believe this is a [...]

Carnal Knowledge

Claire. — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:48:07 +0000

Gossip Girl: While Upper East Siders are hitting the snooze button, Blair Waldorf had a rude awakening when the rooster crowed at dawn this morning. Blair: Never, in my 16,982 hours of schooling, have I ever been sentenced to detention. Serena: I can’t believe you added up all the hours of class we’ve had. Makes [...]

You’ve Got Yale!

Claire. — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:40:10 +0000

Gossip Girl: True love and betrayal. Revenge and more revenge. A heroine with an impossible goal. If only Mozart had lived on the Upper East Side. But you can keep your magic fleet, Amadeus. All this Queen wants is a golden ticket to Yale. Harold (John Shea): Is Chuck joining us? You know how he [...]