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Scary Sherry: Bianca’s Toast

Claire. — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:08:57 +0000

Halloween Night, 1987 Young Gus: Well can I eat my candy? Henry: Yeah. Knock yourself out, Lando. As long as your old man doesn’t mind his nine-year-old son passing razor blades. Young Shawn with his eyes covered: Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Young Gus: Not even sort of. Exactly Twenty Years Later… Give or [...]

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Poker? I Barely Know Her

Claire. — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 00:07:02 +0000

1985 Henry: No more poker, no more gambling. You’re too young. Young Shawn: Dad, I don’t gamble. I win. Henry: You win? Oh. And approximately how often do you lose? Young Shawn: I don’t know. Henry: You don’t know. Young Shawn: Well I haven’t lost yet. Henry: Son, listen to me. Just because you can [...]

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Game, Set… Muuurder?

Claire. — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 00:05:27 +0000

1985 Henry: You both know that I have a partner on the force, right? Young Gus and Shawn: Yes sir. Henry: Well we couldn’t do our job if we didn’t trust each other completely. There are rules to our partnership and they are the same rules to our friendship. Even Battleship. But those rules don’t [...]

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Cloudy, Chance of Murder

Claire. — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:04:16 +0000

1985 Young Shawn: Dad, why do those people get better seats than us? Henry: Shawn, those people aren’t just watching the trial. Those people are the trial. They’re the jurors. And they are the most important people in this room. Present Day Shawn: Gus, they impounded my motorcycle without warning. Gus: I’m pretty sure the [...]

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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He’s Dead

Claire. — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 00:02:23 +0000

1985 Henry: What’s the name of this kid who hit you? Young Shawn: Elizabeth. Henry: Who? You got in a fight with a girl? Young Shawn: Well it wasn’t really a fight. She just punched me. Henry: Why in the world would she punch you? What happened? Young Shawn: She asked me to sit next [...]

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From the Earth to Starbucks

Claire. — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:01:04 +0000

1987 Young Shawn: I need eighty cents. Henry: No you don’t. You need to put back two of those extra candybars that you just picked up. Young Shawn: Dad, you don’t understand! I can’t put back one of these. That’d be like saying one of these candybars is less worthy than the others. And I [...]

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Forget Me Not

Claire. — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 23:59:15 +0000

1986 Ms. Bodansky: Our next step is the primate habitat. Young Shawn: Hear that, Trish. Monkeys. We’re going to visit your family. Young Trish: Knock it off, Shawn. Present Day Shawn: Woah woah woah. Okay okay. If we’re gonna do the lip reading game we have to say things that are remotely believable. Gus: I [...]

Shawn vs. the Red Phantom

Claire. — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 23:58:10 +0000

1986 Henry: Where’d these comics come from? Gus, right? Come here. Well at least you’re not a tattle tale. Young Shawn: What’s the big deal? All the kids read them. Henry: Well, all the kids don’t live in this house and all the kids don’t have a police officer as a father, Shawn. Young Shawn: [...]

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Who Ya Gonna Call?

Claire. — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:56:44 +0000

1986 Henry: You can’t run away from the bad guys forever, Shawn. Eventually you gotta come up with a new approach Young Shawn: So? Henry: So. Find one. Henry: Not bad. You faced your fears, you got a new result, and you came out ahead. Did you really memorize those test answers. Young Shawn: Yeah. [...]

Weekend Warriors

Claire. — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 23:54:59 +0000

1986 Henry: For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction.” Who? Young Gus: Isaac Newton. Third law of motion. Henry: And how does that apply to the nature of man? Anyone. Shawn? Young Shawn: You push, they push back. Henry: Correct. Why? Shawn: Because “man is a stupid creature who would rather fight [...]