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Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead

Claire. — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:24:31 +0000

1987 Henry: People do not become bloodthirsty monsters after they got shot. In fact I ‘ve had a lot of experience in the field with puncture wounds and there’s no way a giant dart to the lungs creates a six-inch hole visible on the other side. Young Shawn: Really? Henry: No way! I mean maybe [...]

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Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion

Claire. — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:23:07 +0000

1987 Henry: Shawn. Where’s that nice new sweater vest your mom just put on you for picture day? Young Shawn: Oh yeah… that. It wasn’t working for us. We chose the Knight Rider shirt instead. Mom loves Kitt. Henry: You know how a cop distinguishes when somebody’s lying? Young Shawn: When it sounds like that? [...]

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Dis-Lodged

Claire. — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:21:48 +0000

1987 Young Gus: We’re starting a secet club. Henry: The Burn Down the House Club? Young Gus: The Gus and Shawn Club. Young Shawn: It’s actually the Shawn and Gus Club. Henry: You know, a club needs regulations, bylaws. You guys got any rules? Young Gus: Yes. No girls. Young Shawn: Everybody has to be [...]

Lights, Camera… Homicidio

Claire. — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:14:49 +0000

1987 Young Shawn: Dad. What are you watching? Henry: Oh, nothing, Shawn. It’s your mom’s stupid soap opera. She left it on, I was watching it while I was taking a nap, actually. Young Shawn: Do you sleep with your eyes wide open? Henry: Okay, Shawn. Yes, maybe I was half-watching it. Not because I [...]

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The Old and the Restless

Claire. — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:12:16 +0000

1987 Grandpa Spencer (Brian Doyle-Murray): Put that down. We’re not here to feed the birds. That’s just a cover to throw your dad off. Young Shawn: Well if we’re not here to feed the birds, what are we here to do, Grandpa? Grandpa Spencer: We’re here to girl watch. Everything they do is magical, mysterious. [...]

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There’s Something About Mira

Claire. — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:11:06 +0000

1987 Henry: Come on, boys. Sit up. Napkins in laps. Now listen, we don’t get to go out very often. So I want you to order something special. Harbor Grill is one of the nicest restaurants in Santa Barbara. Young Gus: I’m gonna have nachos! Newly-engaged guy is checking out the hostess Young Shawn: By [...]

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Gus’s Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy

Claire. — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:09:16 +0000

1987 Young Gus: This sucks. I know! We were tied a hundred and fourteen to a hundred and fourteen. And I was up. Young Gus: You weren’t supposed to be playing with my new ball. I’ll give you a thousand dollars to go get it. Young Gus: Two thousand. Done. Present Day Shawn: The Christmas [...]

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Bounty Hunters!

Claire. — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:07:30 +0000

1987 Young Shawn: Sorry, Dad, we were just checking out that super cop. Henry: Shawn, that is not a super cop. That guy is a bounty hunter. Young Shawn: What’s that, a cop with a cooler name? Henry: He’s not cool, Shawn. He’s a nuisance. He’s a privately-hired half-criminal operating outside of the law. Present [...]

Rob-a-Bye Baby

Claire. — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:06:32 +0000

1987 Henry: So then this guy with pliers comes in. Probably with safety goggles, maybe some sort of fire retardant coverall. He starts doing his thing. Twisting and turning. There’s all sorts of fluids just spraying all over the place. Then this hydraulic lift comes into play, wheeling everything out of there. And there you [...]

If You’re So Smart, Then Why Are You Dead?

Claire. — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:05:39 +0000

1987 Henry: I’m still waiting, Shawn. Young Shawn: Okay. I’m going to take your pointy sad-faced guy for my horsey— Henry: Stop. Stop. What is this piece called? Young Shawn: I call him Dwight. Henry: What is this one called? Young Shawn: B.A. Baracus. Present Day Shawn: I’m sensing that he always takes you out [...]

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