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Mr. Yin Presents…

Claire. — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:36:56 +0000

1989 Present Day [...]

The Head, the Tail, the Whole Damn Episode

Claire. — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 04:38:05 +0000

1989 Henry: Jaws IV? Young Shawn: Yes, Jaws IV. It was terrifying. Henry: Shawn, you have to understand why I’m conflicted here. It’s very difficult to comfort you over what is the worst sequel ever made. Young Shawn: Do I watch for the fin? Henry: No, that’s only in the movies. You never see them [...]

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Think Tank

Claire. — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 04:36:20 +0000

1989 Henry: What are you doing? Young Shawn: My book report. Henry: Well how is that possible? Didn’t you just start this book like half an hour ago? Young Shawn: Yeah. I read the flap and then the first chapter. Then I totally figured out the ending. So it’s cool. Henry: Well how do you [...]

Death Is in the Air

Claire. — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 04:28:07 +0000

Present Day Shawn: It’s really important that I get this girl’s address. I need to go by there. Juliet: Um. That’s where I’m calling you from. And Shawn, she must be a great hooker. This place is sweet. Donny Leberman: But why would someone want to buy the virus? Shawn: I have a guess, and [...]

A Very Juliet Episode

Claire. — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:26:00 +0000

Los Angeles 2003 Juliet: I have an idea. How about, in ten years, we meet right back here. Same time, four o’clock. And if we’re both married, great. We’ll talk about our kids. And if we’re both single we’ll go for coffee. See where it goes. Scott Seaver (Josh Braaten): Both practical and hugely romantic. [...]

Thrill Seekers and Hell-Raisers

Claire. — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:24:04 +0000

1989 Henry: Shawn, what in blue blazes is going on? You’re up on the roof in this weather? Young Shawn: Nothing, Dad. Me and Gus were just practicing basejumping. It’s the newest thing in extreem sports. Henry: Are you crazy? You could get yourself seriously hurt or maybe even killed doing something like this. Young [...]

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You Can’t Handle This Episode

Claire. — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 04:18:54 +0000

1989 Henry: What does that make you want to do when you grow up? Young Shawn: Hm… Go into advertising? That’s a really catchy jingle. Seriously. I can’t get it out of my head. Present Day Shawn: I do not believe this man committed suicide. Unfortunately he was murdered! Gus: Wait. Already? How sure are [...]

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Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark

Claire. — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:12:24 +0000

1989 Young Shawn: I’m sorry, Dad, but since when did bandanas count as hats. I was close. Henry: Close doesn’t cut it anymore, Shawn. You’re going soft on me. Young Shawn: You know I’m eleven, right. Henry: This is not some bar trick, Shawn. This is about survival. Knowing how many hats are in a [...]

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Let’s Get Hairy

Claire. — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:10:28 +0000

1989 Gus: Shawn, we shouldn’t have left our troop. Shawn: Dude, this is a chance to put our skills to a real test. Gus: Okay, what was that? Shawn: It was nothing. Your Little Chief senses are off. Gus: Okay, tell me you didn’t hear that! Shawn: Probably just a giant beaver. Henry: Do you [...]

High Top Fade-Out

Claire. — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 04:08:15 +0000

1989 Young Shawn: Hey Dad, can I please get a home computer? Mrs. Phillips said it would help prepare me for the future. Henry: Shawn, get your head out of the clouds. Those things are just another passing fade like rap music, Madonna and LA Law. Present Day Shawn: I can’t believe you’ve been holding [...]