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Yang 3 in 2D

Claire. — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 02:36:59 +0000

1990 Present Day [...]

Dead Bear Walking

Claire. — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 02:36:08 +0000

Lassiter: This is my sister. Buzz: Not genetically though, right? Lassiter: Yes, genetically, you idiot! What’s the matter with you? Okay, I get it. There might be a little age difference between us, but I can assure you, although she may not have been traditionally planned, she was a happy accident. Shawn: Hey Lassie. Hey [...]

The Polarizing Express

Claire. — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 02:33:50 +0000

Present Day Katie: KSRP23 has obtained the video footage that lead to the mistrial. News Anchor: Thanks for that report, Katie. The person seen in the video conducting that unauthorized search is one Shawn Spencer, a psychic consultant for the Santa Barbara police department. Gus: I told you not to go into that building without [...]

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We’d Like to Thank the Academy

Claire. — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 02:29:34 +0000

Shawn: Lassie! We totally caught the bad guys. Lassiter: Yeah. What do you think you’re doing crashing a stakeout? Shawn: You’re welcome. Gus: Do you think the chief called us in to congratulate us on our bust yesterday? Shawn: Most definitely. I’m also assuming that there will be an award involved. Gus: A busty. Shawn: [...]

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Dual Spires

Claire. — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 02:27:37 +0000

Present Day Shawn: Dude, do you know they make silent window shades? Some woman in Washington invented them back in the early-90s. Gus: Since when is the sound of opening and closing shades so disruptive that it needs to be alleviated? Shawn: Why do you have to hate on other people’s triumphs of innovation. Gus: [...]

In Plain Fright

Claire. — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 02:24:29 +0000

1990 Young Shawn: Gus, you’ve been on this ride like twenty times. Why are you chickening out now? Young Gus: This ride just doesn’t seem mechanically sound. How do we know it’s not going to break and eject us out of the building? Young Shawn: Gus, the ride is twelve inches off the ground. Young [...]

Extradition II: The Actual Extradition Part

Claire. — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 02:23:15 +0000

Gus: First class tickets. Shawn: And three nights hotel. Paid for. Gus: By a world class criminal. Shawn: Please. Despereaux staged art thefts. That’s barely a crime. Gus: I don’t think you’re allowed to accept lavish gifts from people you sent to prison. Shawn: Says who? The sultan of Canada? Look, all Despereaux wants is [...]

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One, Maybe Two, Ways Out

Claire. — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 02:21:31 +0000

Santa Barbara 0837 Hours Gus: This is because she’s dating Declan now. Shawn: I wouldn’t call it dating. Gus: What would you call it? Shawn: Dating. I just didn’t want to say it. Shawn: My spirit has to remain unchained, Gus. Like my melodies. Shawn: Lassie, what’s up? Lassiter: Spencer. I just got a call [...]

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Shawn 2.0

Claire. — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 02:20:03 +0000

1990 Young Gus: Why can’t I ever beat him? Henry: ‘Cause you got no game, Gus. I’d stick to tapping. Henry: Winners don’t need spots. You know what they need? Young Gus: Steroids! Henry: Nobody’s using that stuff, Gus. That’s just a rumor. I’ll tell you what they need, Shawn. They need a belief that [...]

Viagra Falls

Claire. — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:15:43 +0000

1990 Chief Herb Wilkins: Henry. You screwed up. Henry: With all due respect, I got the guy. Chief Wilkins: He had a partner. Henry: I’ll get him too. Chief Wilkins: You’re a detective now. The stakes are higher. Present Day Chief Wilkins: Okay, you come and get me. I’ll squeeze the coward out of both [...]