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Santabarbaratown

Claire. — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 04:56:10 +0000

1991 Young Shawn: What’s going on, Dad? Henry: What? Oh, ah, nothing. Just work stuff. Young Shawn: Can you tell me about it? Henry: Maybe when you’re a little older. Young Shawn: Come on. I’m old enough to drive. I think I can handle hearing about one of your cases. Henry: Shawn, you’re not going [...]

True Grits

Claire. — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 04:54:06 +0000

At a press conference outside Lompoc Thane Woodsen (Anthony Anderson): Look, state penal code 4903 states that I’m owed restitution. I know my rights! I have a law degree! Mandelbaum (Rob Benedict): Okay, he doesn’t have a law degree. Thane: I’m close! Mandelbaum: Okay, he might have taken some classes. Reporter: But in the eyes [...]

Autopsy Turvy

Claire. — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 04:52:27 +0000

Chief Vick: Dr. Strode, does the name Bob White mean anything to you? Woody: Is he a children’s clown? Chief Vick: No. Woody: Adults-only clown? Chief Vick: No, he’s not a clown of any sort. You performed an autopsy on him two nights ago. He was hit by a bus. Woody: Oh! Of course, I’m [...]

Let’s Doo-wop It Again

Claire. — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 04:50:26 +0000

Shawn: Shawn Spencer. Tony’s friend from the last time he came to town and got kidnapped. Shawn: Kudos on the Asian Lori Petty look. Tina (Liz Lapira): Congratulations on the skinny Chaz Bono look. Shawn: Thank you very much. {to Gus} Was that a compliment? Gus: No. Shawn: You guys are trying to protect me [...]

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Shawn and the Real Girl

Claire. — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 04:47:23 +0000

Hilton Fox (Wayne Brady): Look, all you have to do is line the people up in a row. Here, you want me to fix this. Watch this. Take one white guy, put him in a suit along with the rest of the Backstreet Boys. Boom! And you fall in love. There we go, show done. [...]

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Heeeeere’s Lassie

Claire. — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 04:42:24 +0000

Juliet: I’m at the Psych office, I’ll be there in like ten minutes {…} Well I think they’re going to follow me no matter what. Gus: So? Shawn: Nothing suspicious. I’m going to have to go rogue and fabricate something to get us in on this one. Gus: How is that different from usual? Shawn: [...]

Indiana Shawn and the Temple of the Kinda Crappy, Rusty Old Dagger

Claire. — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 04:40:10 +0000

1991 Henry: Alright, Shawn. Say a few words, let’s wrap this up so we can get this dead thing off my kitchen table. Young Shawn: I’m not ready yet. Henry: Shawn, not again. You left the hamster in the freezer for two months while you hemmed and hawed over the appropriateness of a burial at [...]

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Neil Simon’s Lover’s Retreat

Claire. — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 04:38:01 +0000

Shawn: Make sure you water my plants thrice daily, but do not talk to them. Because once they get started they will not stop. Especially Jim. Gus: Jim’s the ficus? Shawn: He is indeed. Shawn: Read my thoughts. Gus: I don’t know how to do that. Shawn: Yes you do. Ready? Gus: Fine. Waffles! Shawn: [...]

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The Tao of Gus

Claire. — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 04:29:59 +0000

Shawn: We’ve got serious business to attend to. Henry: Serious business? You’re going to the opening of a new cupcake store. Gus: No, we’re going to the closing of an old cupcake store. Shawn: And then we’re going to an opening of a new cupcake store. Henry: Bring me back a red velvet. Gus: I [...]

In for a Penny…

Claire. — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 04:28:21 +0000

Florida, 1990 Mrs. O’Hara: Juliet, the party’s almost over. I don’t think Daddy’s coming, sweetie. Young Juliet: He’s coming. I know it. Mrs. O’Hara: Okay. But it’s a little rude to stay in here all day. And hey, your clown’s leaving soon. Young Juliet: He can’t even juggle. Present Day Chief Vick: So what’s the [...]