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Season 18

Claire. — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:00:38 +0000

The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer Lisa: Otto, Bart won’t give me a seat. Otto: You know I can deal with your problem or I can rock out. But I cannot do both! Otto: That’s not a song. Real songs are about deals with the devil and far off lands where you [...]

Season 14

Claire. — Sun, 03 Nov 2002 04:43:56 +0000

Treehouse of Horror XIII Homer: Now, before I abandon you in this cornfield, does anyone remember the way home? Homer clone: I do. Homer shoots the clone. Homer: Anybody else? Another clone raises his hand. Homer shoots him. Homer: Anybody else? Come on. Another clone raises his hand and gets shot. Homer: Okay, everyone out. [...]

Celebrity Guests

Claire. — Sun, 17 Dec 1989 23:36:29 +0000

Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it’s not. It’s a bad siren. That’s the computer in case I went blind telling me, “Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you’re out of business.” Cowboy Bob: [...]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Claire. — Fri, 23 May 1975 01:36:50 +0000

England 932 A.D. First Swallow-Savvy Guard Where’d you get the coconuts? King Arthur We found them. First Swallow-Savvy Guard Found them? In Mercia? The coconut’s tropical. King Arthur What do you mean? First Swallow-Savvy Guard Well this is a temperate zone. King Arthur The Swallow may fly south with the sun. Or the House Martin or the Plover may seek warmer [...]

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Monty Python’s Flying Circus

Claire. — Sun, 05 Oct 1969 01:35:57 +0000

Announcer And now for something completely different. Commentator This morning, shortly after eleven o’clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden. Violent. Comedy. Rustic Shepherd It is my belief that these sheep are labouring under the misapprehension that they’re birds. Observe their behaviour. Take for a start the sheeps’ tendency to hop about the field on [...]

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