Fred Willard | Planet Claire Quotes

Family Ties

Claire. — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:20:51 +0000

Mitchell to Siler: They cancelled it? Really? I didn’t even know a new season had started. Jacek (Fred Willard): Sweetheart! How is life treating you? Vala: Certainly better than you ever did. Carter: Arkad is dead. Jacek: Well he may be dead, but the threat he set in motion still exists. Take your time, there’s [...]

Oh, So You Have a Boyfriend

Claire. — Wed, 26 Sep 2001 12:13:23 +0000

Professor Duggan (Fred Willard): What is is wrong with you people? Do you think you're going to be able to succeed in this world without knowledge of history? Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
Marshall: So I'll repeat the Bay of Pigs? [...]

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Season 10

Claire. — Mon, 03 Aug 1998 04:20:35 +0000

Lard of the Dance Homer: Marge, if you don’t mind I’m a little busy now achieving financial independence. Marge: Through cans of grease? Homer: No. Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease! Lisa: These are for pierced ears. Sherri: Yeah, aren’t they great? Terri: Alex did ours. Alex Whitney (Lisa Kudrow): Yeah, all [...]

Celebrity Guests

Claire. — Sun, 17 Dec 1989 23:36:29 +0000

Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it’s not. It’s a bad siren. That’s the computer in case I went blind telling me, “Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you’re out of business.” Cowboy Bob: [...]