Jay Leno | Planet Claire Quotes https://planetclaire.tv/tag/jay-leno/ Logical alternative to the Bowflex infomercial Sat, 28 Nov 2015 04:21:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://planetclaire.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cropped-Vector-Smart-ObjectTV1-32x32.png Jay Leno | Planet Claire Quotes https://planetclaire.tv/tag/jay-leno/ 32 32 Season 9 https://planetclaire.tv/quotes/simpsons/season-nine-the-simpsons/ Sun, 21 Sep 1997 04:15:39 +0000 http://www.planetclairequotes.com/auto-draft/ The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson Moe: Listen up guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91 percent of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys. {they congratulate themselves} Yeah, I know, I know. But the bad news is we gotta start having designated drivers. We’ll choose the same way [...]

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]]> Celebrity Guests https://planetclaire.tv/quotes/simpsons/celebrity-guests/ Sun, 17 Dec 1989 23:36:29 +0000 http://www.planetclairequotes.com/auto-draft/ Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it’s not. It’s a bad siren. That’s the computer in case I went blind telling me, “Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you’re out of business.” Cowboy Bob: [...]

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