Joel Hodgson | Planet Claire Quotes

Discos and Dragons

Claire. — Tue, 17 Oct 2000 01:28:57 +0000

Mr. Fleck (Steve Higgins): You get called geeks. You get cleaned out. Girls don’t even look at ya— Bill: I thought this was supposed to make us feel better. Mr. Fleck: Hold on, Cool Breeze. It gets better. “What? I’m accepted at a Ivy League college?” “Hey, chicks did smart guys. Who knew.” “Woah. Look [...]

Looks and Books

Claire. — Mon, 07 Feb 2000 01:21:47 +0000

Ken: We’re gonna blow the roof off his garage in the most rock-tagious way. Neal: I hate being in school after it’s out. Makes me feel like a janitor. Sam: What’s so great about him anyway? Neal: It’s the hair. Mr. Weir: I could call the police. Do you know that? I could call the [...]

Carded and Discarded

Claire. — Mon, 10 Jan 2000 01:17:03 +0000

Mr. Rosso: There's two ways you can look at anything in this life. Take my job for instance. I could get up every morning and go "I don't wanna go and help a bunch of kids. I'm tired." But I don't. I get up, and put on my shirt and my tie and I say, "Hot dog! Lemme at 'em."
Ken: Do you actually say the words "hot dog"? [...]