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G.G.

Claire. — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:24:56 +0000

Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite. It seems like today is a big day for everyone. But none so much as me. Gossip Girl: Once upon a time Princess B was a virgin Queen, and her King was named [...]

Carnal Knowledge

Claire. — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:48:07 +0000

Gossip Girl: While Upper East Siders are hitting the snooze button, Blair Waldorf had a rude awakening when the rooster crowed at dawn this morning. Blair: Never, in my 16,982 hours of schooling, have I ever been sentenced to detention. Serena: I can’t believe you added up all the hours of class we’ve had. Makes [...]

You’ve Got Yale!

Claire. — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:40:10 +0000

Gossip Girl: True love and betrayal. Revenge and more revenge. A heroine with an impossible goal. If only Mozart had lived on the Upper East Side. But you can keep your magic fleet, Amadeus. All this Queen wants is a golden ticket to Yale. Harold (John Shea): Is Chuck joining us? You know how he [...]

Roman Holiday

Claire. — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:49:05 +0000

Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, it’s Christmas in New York. And along with the season comes the Constance Billard/St. Jude’s bazaar. Where the only thing “bazaar” are the donated items for sale. Dan: How about an antique butter churn? Serena: Oh my gosh. That would go so well with my loom. Dan: I’m gonna [...]

Blair Waldorf Must Pie!

Claire. — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:35:27 +0000

Gossip Girl: As per Gossip Girl’s Thanksgiving tradition, I’m trading my laptop for Stovetop. And for the next 16 hours the only thing I’m dishing is seconds. When the cat’s away, the mice will play. Have fun, little rodents. Blair: I mean, who gets wasted on Thanksgiving? Serena: The holidays are lonely for people. I [...]

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