John Slattery | Planet Claire Quotes

Season 23

Claire. — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 05:23:57 +0000

The Falcon and the D’Ohman Tom Colicchio: For your prize, you have won a new kitchen. Which I will now become. {he transforms} Ow! Ow! I miss my Soulpatch. Homer: Wayne, maybe it’s the me being still alive talking, but I think you’re awesome. Homer: Your voice is so gravelly. Just like Lauren Bacall. Wayne [...]

Celebrity Guests

Claire. — Sun, 17 Dec 1989 23:36:29 +0000

Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it’s not. It’s a bad siren. That’s the computer in case I went blind telling me, “Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you’re out of business.” Cowboy Bob: [...]