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Season 26

Claire. — Sun, 28 Sep 2014 05:34:20 +0000

Clown in the Dumps Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately my dad doesn’t die Krusty: My only comfort is the roast is over and will only be shown four times a day for the rest of all time. Therapist Pickles: So, what brings you here? And don’t say, “Clown car.” Krusty: I’m a sad, tragic clown! Like whats-his-name. Liberace. Krusty: [...]

Season 25

Claire. — Sun, 29 Sep 2013 05:33:22 +0000

Homerland 25 years and they can’t come up with a new punishment? Carl: Man I love conventions. Lenny: Yeah, they’re the perfect combination of work and binge drinking. Marge: Dear Christian God— Lisa: Hey! Marge: Sorry. Lisa: Bart, why is the dad I always wished for creeping me out? Bart: I don’t know. Because you’re [...]

Season 24

Claire. — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 05:27:53 +0000

Moonshine River I will not wear white after Labor Day Homer: Nobody likes to be rejected and it never gets easier until you can drink. Because then you can express your unfiltered feelings by drunk dialing. Homer: Son, you can dial down the crazy. Your mother and I talked about it and we found a [...]

Season 23

Claire. — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 05:23:57 +0000

The Falcon and the D’Ohman Tom Colicchio: For your prize, you have won a new kitchen. Which I will now become. {he transforms} Ow! Ow! I miss my Soulpatch. Homer: Wayne, maybe it’s the me being still alive talking, but I think you’re awesome. Homer: Your voice is so gravelly. Just like Lauren Bacall. Wayne [...]

Season 22

Claire. — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 05:19:23 +0000

Elementary School Musical When I slept in class it was not to help Leo DiCaprio Homer: It’s 4am. You kids should have been in bed a half hour ago. Kent Brockman: And now to comment on joining the ranks of Martin Luther King, Gandhi and Desmond Tutu, here’s the man who always parks in my [...]

Season 21

Claire. — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:14:05 +0000

Homer the Whopper The class hamster isn’t just sleeping Bart: Excuse me, I just heard that before Spider-man was a movie, it was a comic book. Is that possible? Movie Exec: Hey! Don’t blame us. Brett Ratner had final cut. Comic Book Guy: I’m well aware of who had what cut. Comic Book Guy: You! [...]

Season 20

Claire. — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 05:10:33 +0000

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes Homer: Now let’s think about this. If you shoot me I won’t be able to stop you and you’ll be free to go. BUT! Someone may come after you. Probably not, given your reputation for shooting people who come after you. What I’m trying to say is, not shooting me [...]

Season 19

Claire. — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:06:27 +0000

He Loves to Fly and He D’ohs I will not wait twenty years to make another movie Mr. Burns: I guess this is the end. I just wish I’d spent more time at the office. Mr. Burns: And just so you know, she’ll do anything for you. Anything except sex! And I do mean “anything”. [...]

Season 18

Claire. — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:00:38 +0000

The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer Lisa: Otto, Bart won’t give me a seat. Otto: You know I can deal with your problem or I can rock out. But I cannot do both! Otto: That’s not a song. Real songs are about deals with the devil and far off lands where you [...]

Season 17

Claire. — Sun, 11 Sep 2005 04:56:51 +0000

Bonfire of the Manatees Does any kid still do this anymore? Homer: Alright. You can shoot your gay adult film at my house. Fat Tony: I didn’t say anything about gay. Homer: I thought you guys were the gay mafia. Elf: Welcome to Santa’s Village where it’s Christmas everyday. Closed on Christmas. Homer: Look, we’ve been [...]