Michael McKean | Planet Claire Quotes

Season 9

Claire. — Sun, 11 Nov 2001 02:40:58 +0000

Morris: You guys are the Lone Gunmen aren’t you? You guys are my heroes. I mean look at the crap you print. Byers: We uncover the truth. Morris: The truth? That’s what’s so great about you monkeys. Not only do you believe the horse pucky we create, you broadcast it as well. I mean look [...]

Three of a Kind

Claire. — Sun, 02 May 1999 20:09:49 +0000

Frohike: I don't understand. Why would the government want to turn Scully into a bimbo? [...]

Dreamland II

Claire. — Sun, 06 Dec 1998 20:57:04 +0000

Mulder (as Morris): If I ... shoot him is that murder or suicide? Scully: Neither if I do it first. [...]

Other Characters

Claire. — Fri, 10 Sep 1993 02:51:22 +0000

Season One Deep Throat: You have much work to do, Agent Mulder. Don’t jeopardize the future of your own efforts. Emil (Seth Green): Oh man. Did we tell him about the landmines and junk? Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, why are those like yourself who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this earth not [...]

Celebrity Guests

Claire. — Sun, 17 Dec 1989 23:36:29 +0000

Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it’s not. It’s a bad siren. That’s the computer in case I went blind telling me, “Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you’re out of business.” Cowboy Bob: [...]