Navi Rawat | Planet Claire Quotes

The Man of the Year

Claire. — Thu, 04 May 2006 01:01:14 +0000

Theresa (Navi Rawat): I don’t know what the Korean word for “threesome” is, but I’m pretty sure it was used. Kirsten: Responsible for development? Sandy, the only thing that’s responsible for is a lot of sleepless nights and Matt Ramsey’s black eye. You know my father was Man of the Year. Sandy: The irony is [...]

The O.Sea

Claire. — Thu, 12 May 2005 14:38:12 +0000

As Seth comes to visit Ryan in the early morning Ryan: What time is it? Seth: It’s 5:30… ish. Ryan: You’re showing up earlier and earlier. Seth: Yeah, well, we have a lot of ground to cover, so I figured, since we’re both up, we may as well get a jump on it. Seth: Something [...]

The Distance

Claire. — Thu, 04 Nov 2004 21:05:43 +0000

Kirsten: Are you doing that thing where you think that I’m ignoring you, so you start speaking gibberish to see if I’m listening? Sandy: Aw. You were listening. Kirsten: Nope. Sandy: Sometimes the best thing is for a kid to have some space. Kirsten: The Pacific Ocean? That’s space? Summer: I feel like my flesh [...]

The Ties That Bind

Claire. — Wed, 05 May 2004 02:40:54 +0000

Seth: Thor. That’s a strong name. No one’s gonna mess with Thor. Ryan: Thanks. Seth: Seth’s a good name for a boy too. Although at Camp Takahoe I was often referred to as a girl. So I guess it works either way. Ryan: Can we not play the name game? Seth: Not having anyone pick [...]

The Strip

Claire. — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 02:40:02 +0000

Seth: Go back to bed. Or… the floor. Theresa: I can’t impose on Seth’s parents forever. Seth: Sure you can. I intend to. Sandy: So, Cay-Cay, what have you been doing all this time? Sandy: Not that I have any affection for you, Caleb. You know that. But I do love The Vegas. Seth: I [...]

The Shower

Claire. — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 02:38:48 +0000

Seth about Kirsten: It’s the Tourette’s firing up again. Happens every now and again, but it’s fun. Kirsten: I just don’t understand. What is the rush? Sandy: Honey, it’s the Gruesome Twosome. What do you expect? It’s the shock-and-awe approach to courtship. Kirsten: So he’s bought your acceptance? Sandy: But at a really high price. [...]

The Goodbye Girl

Claire. — Wed, 03 Mar 2004 02:31:22 +0000

Seth: We were just discussing your plan. Theresa: What plan? Seth: Exactly. Luke: The sooner you realize that it’s never going to go back to the way it was, the sooner you can move on. Anna: They have chin implants? Summer: My Dad does them all the time. He says chins are the new nose. [...]

The Telenovela

Claire. — Wed, 25 Feb 2004 02:29:53 +0000

Ryan about Marissa: We’ll just go back to being friends. Seth: When were you guys ever friends? Was it when you were beating up her boyfriend or, ah, spooning in a Tijuana motel? Is that when you were friends? Ryan: Yeah, that doesn’t mean we can’t be friends. Does it? Seth: I don’t know. Summer: [...]

The Heartbreak

Claire. — Wed, 18 Feb 2004 02:28:39 +0000

Sandy: Valentine’s Day is not a holiday. Rosh Hashannah, that’s a holiday. Memorial Day, yes—a holiday. Do you know who inviented Valentine’s Day? Kirsten: St. Valentine. Sandy: Hershey’s and Hallmark. If you’re single it’s designed to make you depressed and if you happen to be in love, start shellin’ out. Chocolate, flowers, lingerie— Kirsten: You’ve [...]

The Homecoming

Claire. — Wed, 19 Nov 2003 19:42:38 +0000

Seth: Mom. Mom, no! No recipes. Put them away. Kirsten: This is Ryan’s first Thanksgiving in the house and we’re going to make this meal as a family. Kirsten: Are there pans? Are there any pans anywhere? Sandy: Not inspiring a lot of confidence, darling. Seth: Do you know what I dream about when I [...]