Richard Belzer | Planet Claire Quotes

Season 7

Claire. — Fri, 25 Sep 1998 03:41:23 +0000

La Famiglia Bayliss: Look, it’s not a permanent thing. I’m not asking for a long term commitment. Munch: I understand. You stayed with Pembleton for six years. He broke your heart, and now you’re just looking for a one-nighter, huh? Bayliss: Yeah, something like that. [...]

Unusual Suspects

Claire. — Sun, 16 Nov 1997 20:25:57 +0000

Susanne Modeski: to The Lone Gunmen No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough. [...]

Season 6

Claire. — Fri, 17 Oct 1997 03:21:25 +0000

Blood Ties (Part 1) Pembleton: Where’s Brodie? Munch: PBS aired his documentary. He won an Emmy. Bayliss: An Emmy? They give those things to anybody. Shaggy Dog, City Goat Munch: Without metaphors, what are we left with? We have a riddle, surrounded by a mystery, wrapped inside of an enigma and stuffed inside a body [...]

Season 5

Claire. — Fri, 20 Sep 1996 03:19:31 +0000

The Heart of a Saturday Night Ravens. Who names a football team after an Edgar Allan Poe story? Pembleton: You and I, we have nothing in common. Kellerman: What are you talking about? We’re both stuck here in the squadroom, we’re both pissed off about it. I’d say we have something in common. Pembleton: You [...]

Season 4

Claire. — Fri, 20 Oct 1995 03:17:47 +0000

Fire (Part 1) Kellerman: There’s no absolutes in life. Only in vodka. Autofocus Kellerman: You know, he shouldn’t leave a department vehicle running like that. Lewis: Yeah. Could get stolen. Kellerman: Lieutenant said take the first car in. Lewis: We shouldn’t. Kellerman: You’re right. Lewis: Grand theft auto, baby. Pembleton: You sons of bitches! Heartbeat [...]

Season 3

Claire. — Fri, 14 Oct 1994 03:16:45 +0000

Nearer My God to Thee Pembleton: You’re not Catholic and you took communion? Bayliss: Yeah. Is that wrong? Pembleton: If my god wins, you’re screwed. All Through the House Answering the phone on Christmas. Munch: Ho-ho-ho-homicide! Every Mother’s Son Pembleton: Son, I don’t usually find myself giving advice. Especially to fourteen-year-old killers. But please listen [...]

Season 2

Claire. — Thu, 06 Jan 1994 03:14:29 +0000

Bop Gun See No Evil Bolander: I am allergic to idiocies and foolishness. Lewis: You go when you’ supposed to go, and everything else is homicide. Carrie Westin (Jennifer Mendenhall): Stanley, your anger isn’t about the money. It isn’t about Margie. It isn’t even about you. Bolander: No. It’s about the money. Black and [...]

Other Characters

Claire. — Fri, 10 Sep 1993 02:51:22 +0000

Season One Deep Throat: You have much work to do, Agent Mulder. Don’t jeopardize the future of your own efforts. Emil (Seth Green): Oh man. Did we tell him about the landmines and junk? Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, why are those like yourself who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this earth not [...]

John Munch

Claire. — Sun, 31 Jan 1993 01:55:39 +0000

Season One Bernard: Okay, I was there. But I didn’t kill them. John Munch (Richard Belzer): Who killed them? Bernard: A Jamaican killed them. Munch: A Jamaican? What’s his name? Bernard: I don’t know. But he’s the one that cut me. Said he’d kill me too if I said anything. Munch: When’d he tell you [...]

Season 1

Claire. — Fri, 01 Jan 1993 03:12:05 +0000

Gone for Goode Steve Crosetti (Jon Polito): Mr. Becker ducked. But he didn’t duck good enough. Meldrick Lewis (Clark Johnson): Lost art, ducking. Crosetti: That’s the problem with this job. It’s got nothing to do with life. Tim Bayliss ( Kyle Secor): Ah, excuse me. This is Homicide? Kay Howard (Melissa Leo): Homicide? We work for [...]