Steve Bannos | Planet Claire Quotes

Rush and Pledge

Claire. — Tue, 11 Dec 2001 12:33:28 +0000

Steven: Do you guys want to go to that rush party tonight or not? Ron: No. Marshall: No. Lloyd: No. Ron: Fraternities are evil, okay? They brainwash you, they steal your soul. They take your firstborn for godsakes. Lloyd: And you’re the firstborn. Steven: So I guess you guys don’t care about free beer and [...]

The Little Things

Claire. — Tue, 17 Oct 2000 01:28:11 +0000

Mrs. Weir: So I hear something very exciting is happening this week at school. Cindy: That’s right. Vice President George Herbert Walker Bush is coming to our school to speak at an assembly in the cafeteria. Mr. Weir: You know, everyone’s a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses. Ken: [...]

Noshing and Moshing

Claire. — Tue, 17 Oct 2000 01:25:43 +0000

Sam: Bill, that is not sexy. Bill: Yes it is! Neal: Bill, it look like you’re having a seizure. Bill: Sam, come on. Shake it, you won’t break it. {Neal stops the music}. You cut me off mid-funk. Neal: I’ve discovered something that will change our lives. It brings power, respect and money. And it’s [...]

Looks and Books

Claire. — Mon, 07 Feb 2000 01:21:47 +0000

Ken: We’re gonna blow the roof off his garage in the most rock-tagious way. Neal: I hate being in school after it’s out. Makes me feel like a janitor. Sam: What’s so great about him anyway? Neal: It’s the hair. Mr. Weir: I could call the police. Do you know that? I could call the [...]

Girlfriends and Boyfriends

Claire. — Mon, 17 Jan 2000 01:17:47 +0000

Sam: So are you going to be smelly the rest of your life?
Gordon: Yeah. But I don't mind. Nice people don't care and it weeds out the jerks. [...]

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Tests and Breasts

Claire. — Sat, 06 Nov 1999 01:15:29 +0000

Mr. Weir: She's hanging with the wrong crowd. They're lying and cheating and next thing you know she's Patty Hearst and she's got a gun to our heads! [...]