Thomas F. Wilson | Planet Claire Quotes

Let’s Get Hairy

Claire. — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:10:28 +0000

1989 Gus: Shawn, we shouldn’t have left our troop. Shawn: Dude, this is a chance to put our skills to a real test. Gus: Okay, what was that? Shawn: It was nothing. Your Little Chief senses are off. Gus: Okay, tell me you didn’t hear that! Shawn: Probably just a giant beaver. Henry: Do you [...]

The Diary

Claire. — Mon, 31 Jan 2000 01:20:44 +0000

Mrs. Weir: "I'm sick of living in this claustrophobic suburban world—
Mr. Weir: Oh, get used to it.
Mrs. Weir: “—where everyone is trying to fit in. I feel like I lived in a world of scared robots. Obviously this is terrible, but two of the worst ones are mom and dad.” [...]

I’m with the Band

Claire. — Sat, 13 Nov 1999 01:16:21 +0000

Sam: I'm sick. I'm dizzy. I have a headache. And I'm nauseous.
Fredricks: Alright. Okay, go to the nurse's office. Pick up the Academy Award on the way there, Weir. [...]

Tests and Breasts

Claire. — Sat, 06 Nov 1999 01:15:29 +0000

Mr. Weir: She's hanging with the wrong crowd. They're lying and cheating and next thing you know she's Patty Hearst and she's got a gun to our heads! [...]

Pilot Episode

Claire. — Sat, 25 Sep 1999 18:18:16 +0000

Harold Weir (Joe Flaherty): You know, I had a friend that used to smoke. You know what he's doing now? He's dead! [...]