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G.G.

Claire. — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:24:56 +0000

Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite. It seems like today is a big day for everyone. But none so much as me. Gossip Girl: Once upon a time Princess B was a virgin Queen, and her King was named [...]

The Fasting and the Furious

Claire. — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 03:47:49 +0000

Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, it’s not what you say that determines who you are. It’s what you do. Blair: I hope they take it well. Nothing matters more than our child being born into a big happy family. Louis (Hugo Becker): Are you ready? Gossip Girl: Whether you’re making a big announcement… [...]

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Shattered Bass

Claire. — Mon, 09 May 2011 03:04:43 +0000

Gossip Girl: Good morning, Sleepyheads. Looks like “dream until your dreams come true” wasn’t such a good idea after all. Chuck: So I thought I’d bring some luxury across the river. Brooklyn needs it. It’s all bars, bakeries and babies. No hotel in sight. Charles Place. You up to attend the ribbon cutting? Nate: No [...]

Last Tango, Then Paris

Claire. — Mon, 17 May 2010 00:26:37 +0000

Gossip Girl: You reap what you sow. What goes around comes around. No matter how far you run, you can never truly escape. Everything catches up to you in the end. And when it does, it usually kicks your ass. Lily: Rufus, teenage girls are a nightmare. As son as they realize you love them [...]

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The Unblairable Lightness of Being

Claire. — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 23:37:47 +0000

Gossip Girl: Up and at ’em, Upper East Siders. It’s time to awake from our slumber and learn the hard truth. That some nightmares don’t end once we open our eyes. Serena: Want to tell us what’s going on? Chuck: I thought our relationship could withstand anything. Apparently I was wrong. Serena: Well you still [...]

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Seder Anything

Claire. — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:23:11 +0000

Gossip Girl: When you lose hope in a dream sometimes all you’re left with is sleepless nights. While some call the doctor for a refill, I find the best solution is a full social calendar. Blair: Just because I lost Yale does not mean I’m wasting my time at a non-Ivy, reading Beloved six times [...]

O Brother, Where Bart Thou?

Claire. — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 09:29:54 +0000

Gossip Girl: More towers than Trump, more bucks than Bloomberg. Bart Bass definitely made his mark on Manhattan. The passing of a public figure can shake a whole town. But the real story is always the one happening in private. Away from the headlines. At home. CeCe (Caroline Lagerfelt): Ah! Come. Eat. You need your [...]

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Bonfire of the Vanity

Claire. — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:06:51 +0000

Dan: I’m amazed at how calm you’re acting. Your fifteen year old daughter just moved in with her crazy model friend. Rufus: And with the model’s mother. Whom I met today for lunch. And granted Agnes’ mother is a little more Courtney Love than June Cleaver, but she’s a committed parent. She’s gone through similar [...]