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The Graduates

Claire. — Thu, 18 May 2006 01:03:15 +0000

Seth: “Dad, remember when I called you the worst father ever? Right after that I swung by your place of work, I smoked a joint, I forgot to put it out and now your office fits into an ashtray.” Seth: This is it, dude. We never have to set foot in this stupid school or [...]

The Man of the Year

Claire. — Thu, 04 May 2006 01:01:14 +0000

Theresa (Navi Rawat): I don’t know what the Korean word for “threesome” is, but I’m pretty sure it was used. Kirsten: Responsible for development? Sandy, the only thing that’s responsible for is a lot of sleepless nights and Matt Ramsey’s black eye. You know my father was Man of the Year. Sandy: The irony is [...]

The Party Favor

Claire. — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 00:59:13 +0000

Ryan: Have you told her there’s nothing going on between you and Anna? Seth: I’ve tried, but every time I get close she pulls her rape whistle. Summer: Not only will I not go to prom with you, but if you and I were stranded on a desert island, I would take the nourishment that [...]

The College Try

Claire. — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 00:57:18 +0000

Summer: 48 hours ago, Coop, you were Newport’s Courtney Love. Julie: Marissa, honey, you know it’s not too late to go with you. I promise I won’t embarrass you. I can pretend to be part of your entourage. Or your Scientology guide. Neil (Michael Nouri): Honey, I don’t get it. You throw all of these [...]

The Dawn Patrol

Claire. — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:55:15 +0000

Julie: Keep that grimey paw away from me. Unless you wanna see what ten years of cardiobar can do to your face. Ryan: Still lying to everybody about everything? Seth: I’m trying to talk as little as possible. Kirsten: Well whatever happens, you have at least one proud mother watching you when you graduate. Ryan: [...]

The Day After Tomorrow

Claire. — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 00:52:44 +0000

Seth: All this time I thought getting into college would make things so much easier. Ryan: Yeah. Not gonna happen. Seth: There’s a cold front coming through. Taylor: Have you spoken to Marissa lately? Summer: Well, if you count “Pass the milk” and “Don’t be so skanky,”— Ryan: Everything okay? Seth: Yeah. No. It’s just [...]

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The Secrets and Lies

Claire. — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 00:51:24 +0000

Summer: I’m sounding out a hot new couple alert. Act like you knew nothing. Seth: I don’t. Seth: So if the body doesn’t lie… Summer: Then it’s saying, “Ew.” Seth: “Ew”? Or “Touch my pooper”? Seth: Tense, tightly-wound shut-in. That’s all I want out of you, okay? It’s kind of a Boo Radley-shade. Far away [...]

The Undertow

Claire. — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 00:49:07 +0000

Seth: Who knew my new PlayStation idol would be your new girlfr— new… Sadie (Nikki Reed): Friend. Seth: Friend… Girl friend. Summer: Nice save. Sadie: I think friend is the word. Ryan: I’m gonna get that. Sadie: Nice dodge. Ryan: Thanks. Taylor: Holy Kodak moment! Summer: I guess Seth just aced his Brown interview. Taylor: [...]

The Journey

Claire. — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:46:42 +0000

Kirsten: Ryan, I forgot to ask. Do you have any request for your birthday on Sunday? Seth: Sunday’s your birthday? Ryan: Thanks buddy. Sandy: Not just any birthday. Ryan’s turning 16. Becoming a fully-franchised citizen of this great democratic experiment we call America. Seth: Yes, we all know you went to law school. The important [...]

The Road Warrior

Claire. — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 00:45:31 +0000

Seth: I’ve got two girls in bikinis trying to seduce me. Which sounds awesome. But I’m scared, I’m wet, and I’m cold, Ryan. Ryan: Okay. Alright, I’ll be right there. I just gotta towel off. Seth: Why do you have to towel off? Kirsten: Maybe you two should stop sneaking around and go public. Julie: [...]