In an attempt to illustrate my company’s policy on time off this holiday season, I post the following:

Spotter: Er, well, I’m camel spotting. I’m spotting to see if there are any camels I can spot.
Interviewer: Good. And how many camels have you spotted so far?
Spotter: Oh well so far I’ve spotted nearly, ooh, nearly one.
Interviewer: Nearly one?
Spotter: Er, call it none.