Happy April Fools Day. Or something.

I briefly tossed around the idea of doing some sort of prank on the site, but decided I didn’t have the time or energy.

Some of my ideas:

• Pull the entire site and proclaim that I now felt television shows were the work of Satan.

• Confess in my rant that I was actually a 50-year-old man who got off on telling people I was a 20… something year-old woman.

• Claim I had been kidnapped and needed as much money as possible put into a PayPal account or I would never type again.

Eh, maybe next year.