So every time I talk about this I get smacked down. But I suppose I’ll talk about it anyway.

I’m currently winning The Secret War of the Claires. It’s a long-standing and, frankly, one-sided war, but all the same. It’s funny though, because the links vary day by day. Sometimes it’s an OC page, sometimes it’s a Queer Eye page, sometimes it’s Hitchhiker’s, and sometimes it’s my home page. I never know what to expect. Or why I care so much. I would blame spending 90% of my time in my little apartment as the reason, but the war developed before I started doing strictly freelance. So it’s just a personality flaw.