I am studiously, diligently, and methodically not doing my taxes.

It’s quite the task.

I redesigned one of my websites last night. I don’t love it, but at least it doesn’t look like it was designed by a 12-year-old anymore. In my defense, it was the first website I ever built.

UHF is on. Does anyone else remember this movie? Weird Al, Michael Richards, Victoria Jackson… for some reason we rented it when I was in high school. And for some reason I loved it.

I still like it. And everytime I see a spatula I think, “Spatula City! Spatula City!” Which brings up another point: who the hell came up with the word “spatula”? What’s the genesis of that?