I’m taking odds on whether or not the power’s going out again tonight. It’s been flickering on and off a bit. I’m getting tired of power outtages.

I’m out of rants. They’re all gone.

I was thinking about turning this rant page into streaming video of a rant as told through interpretive dance, but my internet connection just isn’t fast enough. Maybe I’ll start an interactive game of tic-tac-toe or something.

In other news: anyone else heard the newest “I’d like to buy the world a Coke” ad? It’s been updated so it’s really cool and street now. They now sing, “I’d like to buy the world a Coke and chill with it awhile.” Accompanied by some freestyle rapping from the white bread John Mayer wannabe on guitar.

What marketing idiot came up with this crap? Some days…

In other other news: the Inferno II aftermath special was on tonight. And CT explaining his trouble with telling if Jodi was lying based on her eyebrows cracked me up:

CT: Either you’re really sheisty, or you’re really cool, or you’re on Botox.