Wangler: Happy New Year, motherfuckers!
Schillinger: Eat me, you little prick.

Gotta love Oz.

C’mon, ‘fess up. Who woke up with a strange person in their bed? It’s a New Years tradition.

Actually that never happened to me. It happened to past roommates of mine though. I have pictures.

Me? I tended to wake up with people I knew. And that’s enough personal information for the entire year.

This morning? I woke up with Ramona jumping on top of me.

Which would sound a lot sexier if she wasn’t a cat.