Hm. I was grumpy last night. My hiccups did eventually go away after like three or four hours. And they really did hurt.

Turns out the new office mascot is sticking around for awhile longer. It’s a lot of fun being able to take a break to pet him. And it cracks me up because every once in awhile he’ll wander out from the back and customers will do a triple take. Like, “Is that a CAT?! Awesome.”

I suppose I should retire this thing. But before I do, a Cops quote for the night:

Ted about trying to solicit a prostitute: I see someone who is half-naked. I mean she is not what you would call a toothless wonder. You know what I’m sayin’?
Cop: Ted, let me ask you, have you ever been with any toothless wonders?
Ted: Yeah. My girlfriend.