You know what? Good day today. I like those.

Hey! I’m retiring this thing today, aren’t I?

Fixed my DVR. I would have done so sooner, but I had to clear all the recordings off first. So now every few minutes I hit the pause button just because I can.

Went to dinner with my cousin tonight. That was nice.

Replaced all my lightbulbs today. That was helpful. For seeing and stuff.

That’s all I got. Consider this fucker retired.