My lack of creativity and general malaise prevents me from coming up with a decent April Fools Day gag.

Not to mention that I gave it a half-hearted attempt last year and the universe got the bigger laugh when I wound up gravely ill and in the hospital for an extended stay, unable to post that I was merely joking.

Damn you, Universe Irony!

Or maybe that’s not irony. Whatever. It wasn’t very funny.

So I am at least alive. That’s awesome.

So is the irony mark (that image in the upper left corner). I had no idea they came up with a mark for irony a few years ago. I like it.