()

I’d just like to apologize in advance for Tim Pawlenty, who it seems is again being unleashed on an unsuspecting nation (as the rest of the GOP are incapable of launching a decent coverup operation).

Krusty: Are you guys any good at covering up youthful and middle-aged indiscretions?
Mr. Burns: Are these indiscretions romantic, financial, or treasonous?
Krusty: Russian hooker. You tell me.

He really has fucked over our state

And as we approach Sunday morning he’s trying to sneak out the window. Before we wake up, roll over, and wonder what the hell we were thinking.

I’d feel more comfortable with my cat running the country.

Oh well. I still have my own planet. Top that, mullet-boy.