Moof!

Hm. Instead of random words, I am going to post random images. Oh c’mon people. It’ll be fun!

RANDOM IMAGES by CLAIRE

My mom’s china (see above) is famous. It’s featured in one of the cookbooks I prattle on about. The shot’s rather traditional, but it turned out nice.

Say hi to Clarus the Dogcow.

This is what it looks like when you drop watermelons repeatedly on a car from atop a five-story building.

And this? Well, this is what it looks like when you drop an anvil on a car from atop a five-story building.

And this… this would be what happens when you chainsaw a car completely in half.

This is what my family does for fun one day every summer. And you, gentle reader, wonder why I’m as random up as I am. For context, they own a hardware store in the Minneapolis warehouse district.