I started writing something about how great it was that my heat’s been on all the time for the past few days. I was rather thrilled.

But right now it’s 1 AM and it’s so hot in here that my laptop’s fan has been kicking on (which only happens on really hot summer days). Plus Ramona is currently hunkering down in my tub trying to cool down. It’s that hot in my apartment.

And it’s currently one degree outside.

These radiators can apparently kick shit out when they want to.