Don’t think I’ve abandoned the whole starting-a-cult thing. I’m still working out the details.

For instance, living quarters. I mean, one or two followers could probably fit in my livingroom okay but if this catches on I gotta accommodate the masses. And I’m not giving up my room.

But I have decided that there will be a well.

A well? you ask.

A well. In particular, one of those wells that used to be in the waiting areas of Perkins with cheesy toys in them for the kids. Those are completely awesome. And needed in my cult. You can fish out enlightenment or something.