Teller: Just got word there was an FBI investigation.
Scully: Yes, I’m Agent Scully.
Teller: I know who you are. I just wonder what the hell you’re doing here.
Scully: You have a theory on what’s going on here?
Mulder: I just don’t think it’s lightning.
Darin Peter Oswald (Giovanni Ribisi): Hey, you know, I think you ought to be someplace else right now, ’cause I’m in the mood for a little barbecue.
Bart “Zero” Liquori (Jack Black): You know, I’ve been thinking.
Darin: There’s a first time for everything.
About the Playboy in Darin’s room:
Scully: I’m surprised you haven’t already read that issue.
Mulder: Oh I have. April is the cruelest month.