Faulkner: The proper authorities showed up with a couple of men in black. One of them was disguised as a woman, but wasn’t pulling it off. Like, her hair was red, but it was a little too red, you know? And the other one, the tall lanky one, his face was so blank and expressionless, he didn’t seem human. I think he was a mandroid. The only time he reacted was when he saw the dead alien. {Mulder screams like a woman}
Jose Chung (Charles Nelson Reilly): Alex Trebek? The game show host?
Scully: Mulder didn’t say that it was Alex Trebek. It was just someone that looked incredibly like him.
Jose Chung: Did he? I mean, you were there.
Scully: Well, not exactly. I don’t have any recollection of this. I was surprised to wake up the next morning to find Mulder asleep in my room.
Jose Chung: Oh!
Man In Black (Jesse Ventura): No other object has been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus.
Jack Schaffer: I’m just the pilot. You ever flown a flying saucer? Afterwards, sex seems trite.