1,894 years later… Amelia Pond (Caitlin Blackwood): Dear Santa, Thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It’s Easter now, so I hope I didn’t wake you. But honest, it is an emergency. There’s a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it’s just an ordinary crack but I know it’s not, ’cause […]
France 1890 Doctor (Howard Lee): Vincent, can you hear me? Please! Madame Vernet (Chrissie Cotterill): Thought nothing of drinking all around the town. Now the whole neighborhood has to listen to his screaming! Doctor: He’s very ill, Madame Vernet. Madame Vernet: Look at this. {shows him the latest painting} Even worse than his usual rubbish. […]
The Doctor: No, Amy. It’s definitely not the fifth moon of Cinda Calista. I think I can see a Ryman’s. Sophie (Daisy Haggard): Craig, what’s that on the ceiling? Craig (James Corden): What’s what on the ceiling? Sophie: That. It’s coming from upstairs. Who lives up there again? Craig: Just some bloke. Sophie: Ugh. Now […]
Musée d’Orsay Amy: Thanks for bringing me. The Doctor: You’re welcome. Amy: You’re being so nice to me. Why are you being so nice to me? The Doctor: I’m always nice to you. Amy: Not like this. All these places you’re taking me—Arcadia, the Trojan Gardens, now this— I think it’s suspicious. The Doctor: What? […]
Eldane (Stephen Moore): This is the story of our planet. Earth. On the day a thousand years past when we came to share it with a race known as humanity. It is the story of the Doctor who helped our races find common ground, and the terrible loses he suffered. It is the story of […]
Cwmtaff, South Wales 2020 AD Mo (Alun Raglan) reading The Gruffalo: “Who is this creature with terrible claws, terrible teeth and his terrible jaws?” Go on, your bit. “He has—” Elliot (Samuel Davies): I can’t do it Dad. I can listen to books anyway. Mo: I know you can listen, son, but you’ve got to […]
The Doctor: You’ve swallowed a planet. Amy: I’m pregnant. The Doctor: You’re huge. Amy: Yeah, I’m pregnant. The Doctor: Look at you! When world’s collide. Amy: Doctor, I’m pregnant. The Doctor: Oh, look at you both! Five years later and you haven’t changed a bit. Apart from age and… size. Amy: Oh it’s good to […]
Venice 1580 Guido (Lucian Msamati) about his daughter: Signora, she is my world. Signora Rosanna Calvierri (Helen McCrory): Then we will take your world. Rory leaving a message: Hey! It’s me. Hello! How are you? Um, the reason for this call is because I haven’t told you for seven hours that I love you, which […]
Amy: Where are we? River: Exactly where we were. Amy: No we’re not. The Doctor: Move your feet. Amy: Doctor, what am I looking at? Explain. The Doctor: Oh c’mon, Amy. Think! The ship crashed with the power still on, yeah? So what else is still on? The artificial gravity. One good jump and up […]
The Doctor looking through the display cases: Wrong. Wrong. Bit right, mostly wrong. I love museums! Amy: Yeah, great. Can we go to a planet now? Big spaceship, Churchill’s bunker. Let’s hit a planet next. The Doctor: Amy this isn’t any old asteroid. It’s the Delirium Archive. The final resting place of the Headless Monks. […]
Winston Churchill (Ian McNeice): How many? Looks like a dozen tanks at least, sir. With Messerschmitt’s flank. Winston Churchill: Out of range? Bree: Normally, sir. Yes. Winston Churchill: Well then. Time to roll out the secret weapon. Churchill: So you’ve changed your face again. The Doctor: Yeah. Well. Had a bit of work done. Churchill: […]
Mandy (Hannah Sharp): You got a zero, didn’t you? Timmy (Alfie Field): Yeah. So? Mandy: You’ll have to walk home then. Timmy: Walk to London? That’s twenty decks! Mandy: You can’t ride a Vator with a zero. You know what happens. You’ll get sent below. Sign over the Vators: Mind the doors. Vator: Welcome to […]
Amelia Pond (Caitlin Blackwood): Dear Santa, Thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It’s Easter now, so I hope I didn’t wake you. But honest, it is an emergency. There’s a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it’s just an ordinary crack but I know it’s not. Because at night there’s […]