[nextpage title=”page 1″] The Impossible Astronaut Amy: “At the personal intervention of the King, the unnamed doctor was incarcerated without trial in the Tower of London.” Rory: Okay, but it doesn’t have to be him. Amy: “According to contemporary accounts, two nights later a magical sphere some twenty feet across was seen floating away from […]
A Christmas Carol The Doctor entering via the chimney: Ah. Yes. Blimey. Sorry! Christmas Eve on a rooftop. Saw a chimney, my whole brain just went “What the hell!” Don’t worry, the fat fellah will be doing the rounds later. I’m just scoping out the general chimney-ness. Yes! Nice size. Good traction. Big tick. Father: […]
Rory: So does this mean he’s coming or does this mean I need to change the bulb? The Doctor: Come along Pond Captain (Pooky Quesnel): What does that mean? Amy: It’s Christmas. Kazran Sardick (Michael Gambon): On every world, wherever people are, in the deepest part of the winter, at the exact mid-point, everybody stops […]
1,894 years later… Amelia Pond (Caitlin Blackwood): Dear Santa, Thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It’s Easter now, so I hope I didn’t wake you. But honest, it is an emergency. There’s a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it’s just an ordinary crack but I know it’s not, ’cause […]
France 1890 Doctor (Howard Lee): Vincent, can you hear me? Please! Madame Vernet (Chrissie Cotterill): Thought nothing of drinking all around the town. Now the whole neighborhood has to listen to his screaming! Doctor: He’s very ill, Madame Vernet. Madame Vernet: Look at this. {shows him the latest painting} Even worse than his usual rubbish. […]
The Doctor: No, Amy. It’s definitely not the fifth moon of Cinda Calista. I think I can see a Ryman’s. Sophie (Daisy Haggard): Craig, what’s that on the ceiling? Craig (James Corden): What’s what on the ceiling? Sophie: That. It’s coming from upstairs. Who lives up there again? Craig: Just some bloke. Sophie: Ugh. Now […]
Musée d’Orsay Amy: Thanks for bringing me. The Doctor: You’re welcome. Amy: You’re being so nice to me. Why are you being so nice to me? The Doctor: I’m always nice to you. Amy: Not like this. All these places you’re taking me—Arcadia, the Trojan Gardens, now this— I think it’s suspicious. The Doctor: What? […]
Eldane (Stephen Moore): This is the story of our planet. Earth. On the day a thousand years past when we came to share it with a race known as humanity. It is the story of the Doctor who helped our races find common ground, and the terrible loses he suffered. It is the story of […]
Cwmtaff, South Wales 2020 AD Mo (Alun Raglan) reading The Gruffalo: “Who is this creature with terrible claws, terrible teeth and his terrible jaws?” Go on, your bit. “He has—” Elliot (Samuel Davies): I can’t do it Dad. I can listen to books anyway. Mo: I know you can listen, son, but you’ve got to […]
The Doctor: You’ve swallowed a planet. Amy: I’m pregnant. The Doctor: You’re huge. Amy: Yeah, I’m pregnant. The Doctor: Look at you! When world’s collide. Amy: Doctor, I’m pregnant. The Doctor: Oh, look at you both! Five years later and you haven’t changed a bit. Apart from age and… size. Amy: Oh it’s good to […]
Venice 1580 Guido (Lucian Msamati) about his daughter: Signora, she is my world. Signora Rosanna Calvierri (Helen McCrory): Then we will take your world. Rory leaving a message: Hey! It’s me. Hello! How are you? Um, the reason for this call is because I haven’t told you for seven hours that I love you, which […]
Amy: Where are we? River: Exactly where we were. Amy: No we’re not. The Doctor: Move your feet. Amy: Doctor, what am I looking at? Explain. The Doctor: Oh c’mon, Amy. Think! The ship crashed with the power still on, yeah? So what else is still on? The artificial gravity. One good jump and up […]
The Doctor looking through the display cases: Wrong. Wrong. Bit right, mostly wrong. I love museums! Amy: Yeah, great. Can we go to a planet now? Big spaceship, Churchill’s bunker. Let’s hit a planet next. The Doctor: Amy this isn’t any old asteroid. It’s the Delirium Archive. The final resting place of the Headless Monks. […]
Winston Churchill (Ian McNeice): How many? Looks like a dozen tanks at least, sir. With Messerschmitt’s flank. Winston Churchill: Out of range? Bree: Normally, sir. Yes. Winston Churchill: Well then. Time to roll out the secret weapon. Churchill: So you’ve changed your face again. The Doctor: Yeah. Well. Had a bit of work done. Churchill: […]
Mandy (Hannah Sharp): You got a zero, didn’t you? Timmy (Alfie Field): Yeah. So? Mandy: You’ll have to walk home then. Timmy: Walk to London? That’s twenty decks! Mandy: You can’t ride a Vator with a zero. You know what happens. You’ll get sent below. Sign over the Vators: Mind the doors. Vator: Welcome to […]
The Time of Angels Alistair: The party’s over, Dr. Song. Yet still you’re on board. Dr. River Song: Sorry Alistair. I needed to see what was in your vault. Do you all know what’s down there? Any of you? Because I’ll tell you something, this ship won’t reach its destination. Alistair to the guards: Wait […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] The Eleventh Hour The Doctor: Can I have an apple? All I can think about. Apples. I love apples. Maybe I’m having a craving. That’s new. I’ve never had cravings before. Look at that. Amelia Pond: Are you okay? The Doctor: Just had a fall. All of the way down there into […]
The Eleventh Hour Amelia Pond: Dear Santa, Thank you for the dolls and pencils and fish. It’s Easter now, so I hope I didn’t wake you. But honest, it is an emergency. There’s a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it’s just an ordinary crack but I know it’s not. Because at night there’s […]
Amelia Pond (Caitlin Blackwood): Dear Santa, Thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It’s Easter now, so I hope I didn’t wake you. But honest, it is an emergency. There’s a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it’s just an ordinary crack but I know it’s not. Because at night there’s […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] The Eleventh Hour Dr. Ramstead: So. They all called out at once. That’s what you’re saying. All of them. All the coma patients. You do understand that these people are all comatose, don’t you? Rory Williams: Yes, Dr. Ramstead. Dr. Ramstead: Then why are you wasting my time? Rory: Because they called […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] The Eleventh Hour Dr. Ramstead: So. They all called out at once. That’s what you’re saying. All of them. All the coma patients. You do understand that these people are all comatose, don’t you? They can’t speak. Rory Williams: Yes, Dr. Ramstead. Dr. Ramstead: Then why are you wasting my time? Rory: […]