The Girl in the Fireplace

King Louis (Ben Turner): We are under attack. There are creatures—I don’t even think they’re human. We can’t stop them. Reinette (Sophia Myles): The clock is broken. He’s coming. King Louis: Did you hear what I said? Reinette (Sophia Myles): Listen to me. There is a man coming to Versailles. He has watched over me […]

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School Reunion

Headmaster Finch (Anthony Stewart Head): You poor child. Poor… thin child. Come inside. It’s nearly time for lunch. The Doctor: It’s very well-behaved, this place. I thought there would be happy slapping hoodies. Happy slapping hoodies with ASBOs. Happy slapping hoodies with ASBOs and ringtones. {pleased with himself} Yeah? Yeah? Oh yeah! Don’t tell me I […]

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New Earth

Rose: So where are we going? The Doctor: Further than we’ve ever gone before. The Doctor: So in the year five billion, the sun expands, the Earth gets roasted. Rose: That was our first date. The Doctor: We had chips. Rose: What’s the city called? The Doctor: New New York. Rose: Oh come on. The […]

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The Christmas Invasion

Mickey Smith (Noel Clarke): Who is he? Where’s the Doctor? Rose: That’s him. Right in front of you. That’s the Doctor. Jackie Tyler (Camille Coduri): What’dya mean that’s The Doctor? Doctor who? Rose: Both working. Jackie: What do you mean both? Rose: He’s got two hearts. Jackie: Oh don’t be stupid. Anything else he’s got […]

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Christmas Specials

The Christmas Invasion The Doctor: Why is there an apple in my dressing gown? Jackie: Oh that’s Howard’s. Sorry. The Doctor: He keeps apples in his dressing gown? Jackie: He gets hungry. The Doctor: What, he gets hungry in his sleep? Jackie: Sometimes. Rose: I can hear English. It’s being translated. Which means it’s working. […]

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The Doctor Dances

The Doctor: Go to your room! Go to your room! I mean it. I’m very very angry with you. I’m very very cross! Go to your room! the infected patients go back to bed. I’m really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words. […]

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The Empty Child

Rose: What’s the emergency?
The Doctor: It’s mauve.
Rose: Mauve?
The Doctor: Universally recognized color for danger.
Rose: What happened to red?
The Doctor: That’s just humans. By everyone else’s standards, red’s camp. Oh, the misunderstandings. All those red alerts, all that dancing. […]

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The Long Game

The Doctor: The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. And there it is. Planet Earth. At its height. Covered with mega-cities. Five moons. Population: 96 billion. The hub of a galactic domain. Stretching across a million planets, a million species. With mankind right in the middle. {Adam faints} He’s your boyfriend. Rose: Not anymore. The Doctor: […]

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Dalek

The Doctor: The stuff of nightmares, reduced to an exhibit. I’m getting old. Rose: If someone’s collecting aliens that makes you exhibit A. Aide: On behalf of all of us, I want to wish you a very happy birthday, sir. And the president called to convey his personal best wishes. Henry Van Statten (Corey Johnson): […]

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