La Famiglia Bayliss: Look, it’s not a permanent thing. I’m not asking for a long term commitment. Munch: I understand. You stayed with Pembleton for six years. He broke your heart, and now you’re just looking for a one-nighter, huh? Bayliss: Yeah, something like that. […]
Blood Ties (Part 1) Pembleton: Where’s Brodie? Munch: PBS aired his documentary. He won an Emmy. Bayliss: An Emmy? They give those things to anybody. Shaggy Dog, City Goat Munch: Without metaphors, what are we left with? We have a riddle, surrounded by a mystery, wrapped inside of an enigma and stuffed inside a body […]
The Heart of a Saturday Night Ravens. Who names a football team after an Edgar Allan Poe story? Pembleton: You and I, we have nothing in common. Kellerman: What are you talking about? We’re both stuck here in the squadroom, we’re both pissed off about it. I’d say we have something in common. Pembleton: You […]
Fire (Part 1) Kellerman: There’s no absolutes in life. Only in vodka. Autofocus Kellerman: You know, he shouldn’t leave a department vehicle running like that. Lewis: Yeah. Could get stolen. Kellerman: Lieutenant said take the first car in. Lewis: We shouldn’t. Kellerman: You’re right. Lewis: Grand theft auto, baby. Pembleton: You sons of bitches! Heartbeat […]
Season Four Kellerman: There’s no absolutes in life. Only in vodka. Kellerman: You know, he shouldn’t leave a department vehicle running like that. Lewis: Yeah. Could get stolen. Kellerman: Lieutenant said take the first car in. Lewis: We shouldn’t. Kellerman: You’re right. Lewis: Grand theft auto, baby. Pembleton: You sons of bitches! Tim Bayliss (Kyle […]
Nearer My God to Thee Pembleton: You’re not Catholic and you took communion? Bayliss: Yeah. Is that wrong? Pembleton: If my god wins, you’re screwed. All Through the House Answering the phone on Christmas. Munch: Ho-ho-ho-homicide! Every Mother’s Son Pembleton: Son, I don’t usually find myself giving advice. Especially to fourteen-year-old killers. But please listen […]
Bop Gun See No Evil Bolander: I am allergic to idiocies and foolishness. Lewis: You go when you’ supposed to go, and everything else is homicide. Carrie Westin (Jennifer Mendenhall): Stanley, your anger isn’t about the money. It isn’t about Margie. It isn’t even about you. Bolander: No. It’s about the money. Black and […]
Season One Tim Bayliss (Kyle Secor): Ah, excuse me. Is this Homicide? Kay Howard (Melissa Leo): Homicide? We work for God. Al “Gee” Giardello (Yaphet Kotto) showing Bayliss around: The Box. Where we match wits against the city’s master criminals. There’s one of the masters. The Fishbowl. Wherein said criminals reflect on the error of […]
Season One Steve Crosetti (Jon Polito): Mr. Becker ducked. But he didn’t duck good enough. Meldrick Lewis (Clark Johnson): Lost art, ducking. Crosetti: That’s the problem with this job. It’s got nothing to do with life. Bernard: Okay, I was there. But I didn’t kill them. John Munch (Richard Belzer): Who killed them? Bernard: A […]
Season One Steve Crosetti (Jon Polito): Mr. Becker ducked. But he didn’t duck good enough. Meldrick Lewis (Clark Johnson): Lost art, ducking. Crosetti: Ah, Miss Withers, is your Aunt Calpernia the beneficiary on your life insurance. Dollie Withers: She says you gotta prepare for the unexpected. She says, Look at all the tragedy I got […]
Season One Bernard: Okay, I was there. But I didn’t kill them. John Munch (Richard Belzer): Who killed them? Bernard: A Jamaican killed them. Munch: A Jamaican? What’s his name? Bernard: I don’t know. But he’s the one that cut me. Said he’d kill me too if I said anything. Munch: When’d he tell you […]
Gone for Goode Steve Crosetti (Jon Polito): Mr. Becker ducked. But he didn’t duck good enough. Meldrick Lewis (Clark Johnson): Lost art, ducking. Crosetti: That’s the problem with this job. It’s got nothing to do with life. Tim Bayliss ( Kyle Secor): Ah, excuse me. This is Homicide? Kay Howard (Melissa Leo): Homicide? We work for […]
Season One Tim Bayliss ( Kyle Secor): Ah, excuse me. Is this Homicide? Kay Howard (Melissa Leo): Homicide? We work for God. Mrs. Jempson: You think you guys wanna look around for some clues? Howard: The body in the basement’s a big clue. Beau Felton: We still have to find Jerry. {the phone rings and […]
Season One Gee: Frank Pembleton. Frank Pembleton (Andre Braugher): Oh hello, Gee. Gee: This is a homicide office. What’d you do, get lost? Pembleton: I hear you’ve become a Yenta. Pembleton: Look Gee, a partner is the last thing I need, the way I work. Gee: Maybe the way you work is why you need […]
Season One Al “Gee” Giardello (Yaphet Kotto) showing Bayliss around: The Box. Where we match wits against the city’s master criminals. There’s one of the masters. The Fishbowl. Wherein said criminals reflect on the error of their ways. The Board. Open cases are in red, closed cases are in black. You look up there, you […]