Shawn Rescues Darth Vader Carlton “Lassie” Lassiter (Timothy Omundson): Name. Juliet “Jules” O’Hara (Maggie Lawson): Juliet. {Lassiter eyes her} O’Hara. Lassiter: Hm. No sign of deception. Truth. Juliet: See? It’s working fine. Let’s go. Lassiter: One more question, one more question. Are you… what’s a good question… I don’t know. Are you currently dating anyone? […]
Romeo and Juliet and Juliet Present Day Shawn: Oh my god, we’re on the same page. You were trying to lure her out of this dungeon by using details from this case. Carlton Lassiter (Timothy Omundson): I am not. Shawn: See, it’s not just me. You’re concerned abut her insisting on staying down here. The […]
Extradition: British Columbia Carlton Lassiter (Timothy Omundson): Thanks for letting me use your miles. Juliet O’Hara (Maggie Lawson):Thanks for bringing me along. Lassiter: If I didn’t bring you along, you wouldn’t let me use your miles. Juliet: Still, it was really sweet. Lassiter: Hello, Despereaux. I bet you’re not too happy to see me right […]
Ghosts 1995 Henry: That’s it! Somebody, book him. You! Beanpole. Get over here, fingerprint him now. Young Lassiter (Timothy Omundson): Oh, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Me? Henry: Never mind, rookie. I’ll do it myself. Present Day Lassiter: You wanted to see me, Chief? Chief Karen Vick (Kirsten Nelson): Yes. It has come to my attention, […]
American Duos Carlton “Lassie” Lassiter (Timothy Omundson): Well you are spinning yourself into circles, whoever you are. Maybe you should go outside and rethink your story. Zapato Dulce (Cristian de la Fuente): What story? Lassiter: Exactly. Lassiter: Great. Bride of Frankenstein. Have a seat. Emilina: What am I doing here? Lassiter: Well let’s see. Your […]
American Duos 1987 Young Shawn (Liam James): What’s with the Michael Jackson outfit? That’s like two years old! Young Gus (Carlos McCullers): I got scared! Young Shawn: You were supposed to be Billy Ocean. Why would Michael Jackson sing with Roland Orzabal? Young Gus: Why would Billy Ocean sing with Roland Orzabal? Young Shawn: ‘Cause […]