Shawn Rescues Darth Vader Carlton “Lassie” Lassiter (Timothy Omundson): Name. Juliet “Jules” O’Hara (Maggie Lawson): Juliet. {Lassiter eyes her} O’Hara. Lassiter: Hm. No sign of deception. Truth. Juliet: See? It’s working fine. Let’s go. Lassiter: One more question, one more question. Are you… what’s a good question… I don’t know. Are you currently dating anyone? […]
Romeo and Juliet and Juliet Present Day Shawn: Look, I know the whole Ying thing was difficult. For everybody. But at this point it just feels like you’re hiding here at this… giant post office. Gus: It’s City Hall, Shawn. Shawn: We have a City Hall? Juliet: I just need a little time. And I […]
Extradition: British Columbia Shawn: Trust me, he cares just as much about his pants as he does thievery. Juliet: So let me get this straight. Despereaux comes to you in a vision to fake doing something? Shawn: Look at that bridge! Juliet: It’s beautiful. Shawn: Little known fact: that bridge was built by wolves. Juliet: […]
Ghosts Juliet “Jules” O’Hara (Maggie Lawson): So. How did it go? Lassiter: I’m winning. Juliet: How are you winning? Lassiter: I answered every question in character as Tom “Gunney” Highway. Juliet: Who is Tom “Gunny” Highway? Lassiter: Clint Eastwood’s character? In Heartbreak Ridge? Juliet: It’s not a contest, Carlton. Lassiter: Don’t kid yourself O’Hara. Murder?… […]
American Duos Gus: I’m putting up the official Burton Guster spoiler alert. Until I get back and watch the recording, nobody utters a word about American Duos. Juliet “Jules” O’Hara (Maggie Lawson): That’s going to be difficult. Juliet: What about Detective Lassiter? Nigel St. Nigel (Tim Curry): Absolutely not. His hair looks like it’s been […]
Spellingg Bee Shawn: Excuse me. You’re in my seat. Juliet “Jules” O’Hara (Maggie Lawson): Am I? Shawn: Actually yes, you are. Juliet: Are you one of those weirdo compulsives who come to the same restaurant, sit in the same chair and eat the same food every day? Shawn: Ah, no no. I was sitting right […]