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Jayne Cobb
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Jayne Cobb

September 13, 2002
Kaywinnit Lee “Kaylee” Frye
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Kaywinnit Lee “Kaylee” Frye

September 13, 2002
Shepherd Derrial Book
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Shepherd Derrial Book

September 13, 2002
Other Characters
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Other Characters

September 13, 2002
Simon Tam
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Simon Tam

September 13, 2002
Zoe Alleyne Washburne
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Zoe Alleyne Washburne

September 13, 2002
Zoe: I know something ain't right. Wash: Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right we'd be in jail.
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Season 1

Serenity (Part 1 & 2)

September 13, 2002
Hoban “Wash” Washburne
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Hoban “Wash” Washburne

September 13, 2002
River Tam
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River Tam

September 13, 2002
Inara Serra
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Inara Serra

September 13, 2002
Malcolm “Mal” Reynolds
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Malcolm “Mal” Reynolds

September 13, 2002
Mal: You know they tell ya, never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is on occasion hilarious.
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Season 1

The Train Job

September 20, 2002
Alliance: Looks to me like an illegal salvage operation. Malcolm Reynolds: It does? That's discouraging.
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Bushwhacked

September 27, 2002
Wash: You are acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat and takes over.
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Season 1

Shindig

November 1, 2002
Mal: It never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth.
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Season 1

Safe

November 8, 2002
Saffron: Did Elder Gommen not tell you? Mal: Tell me what? Who are you? Saffron: Mr. Reynolds, sir. I'm your wife.
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Season 1

Our Mrs. Reynolds

November 8, 2002
Mal: Jayne? Jayne: Yeah? Mal: You wanna tell me how come there's a statue of you here lookin' at me like I owe him something?
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Season 1

Jaynestown

November 8, 2002
Mal: Ship like this, be with you 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a death trap. Mal: That's not— You are very much lacking in imagination.
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Season 1

Out of Gas

November 8, 2002
Inara: What's going on here? Kaylee: Let's see. We killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and now the Cap and Zoe are off springing the others 'got snatched by the Feds.
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Ariel

November 15, 2002
Book: A government is a body of people usually—notably—ungoverned. Simon: Now you're sounding like the captain.
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War Stories

December 6, 2002
Wash: We're in space! How did she get here? Mal: She hid. Wash: I don't recall pulling over!
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Trash

July 21, 2003
Mal: Tracey, ain't you dead yet? Tracey: Through no fault of my own. Mal: I really wanted your beans.
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Season 1

The Message

July 28, 2003
Nandi (Melinda Clarke): Rance Burgess is just a man. And I won't let any man take what's mine. I doubt you'd do different in my position. Mal: Well, Lady, I must say. You're my kind of stupid.
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Season 1

Heart of Gold

August 4, 2003
Jayne: Well I don't like the idea of someone hearing what I'm thinking. Inara: No one likes the idea of someone hearing what you're thinking.
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Season 1

Objects in Space

August 4, 2003