Serenity (Part 1 & 2)
Wash: Kaylee, go to blackout! We’re being buzzed.
Kaylee: Goin’ dark. {turns off all running lights.} Okay. Now I can’t get down.
Kaylee: We’re taking on passengers at Persephone?
Mal: That’s the notion. Gives us a little respectability on the way to Boros. Not to mention the money.
Jayne: Pain in the ass.
Kaylee: No, it’s shiny! I like to meet new people. They’ve all got stories…
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from being cheerful please?
Mal: I don’t believe there’s a power in the ‘Verse can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
Kaylee: I love my captain.
Kaylee: You’re gonna come with us.
Book: Excuse me?
Kaylee: You like ships. You don’t seem to be looking at the destinations. Whatcha care about is the ships and mine’s the nicest.
Book: She don’t look like much.
Kaylee: Ah… she’ll fool ya.
Kaylee: You seem so young to be a doctor.
Simon: Yeah. You’re pretty young to be a ship’s mechanic.
Kaylee: I know how. Machines just got workins’ and they talk to me.
Book: That’s a rare gift.
Kaylee: Well not like being a doctor. Helping fix people. That’s important.
Jayne: Little Kaylee here just wishes you was a gynecologist.
Kaylee: Why did he… ?
Mal: Oh wow. That ain’t hardly a mosquito bite.
Kaylee: Big mosquito.
Simon: Kaylee, move your feet. Kaylee, stay with me. Stay with me. Can you move your feet?
Kaylee: Are you asking me to dance?
The Train Job
Simon: So… What are we doing?
Kaylee: Oh! Crime.
Wash: I’m not flying anywhere without my wife.
Kaylee: She’ll be okay. She’s with the captain.
Jayne: There, you see? Everybody wins.
Bushwhacked
Mal: I ain’t sayin’ there’s any peace to be had, but on the off-chance there is, those folks deserve a little of it.
Inara: Just when I think I’ve got you figured out {she walks off}.
Kaylee: That was real pretty, Captain. What you just said.
Wash: Didn’t think you were one for rituals and such.
Mal: I’m not. But it’ll keep the other busy for awhile. Don’t always need to concern them with what’s to be done.
Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this?
Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. Besides, if I mess up it’s not like you’ll be able to yell at me.
Shindig
Kaylee: Look at the pretties!
Wash: What am I looking at? The girls or the clothes?
Jayne: The girls.
Zoe: The clothes, please.
Kaylee: Say, look at the fluffy one!
Zoe: Too much foofarah. If I’m gonna wear a dress I want something with some slink.
Safe
Our Mrs. Reynolds
Jaynestown
Wash about Jayne’s statue: I think they captured him though. Captured his essence.
Kaylee: Looks sorta angry, don’t he?
Wash: Kinda what I meant.
Out of Gas
Mal: I need that in Captain Dummy talk, Kaylee.
Ariel
Inara: What’s going on here?
Kaylee: Let’s see. We killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and now the Cap and Zoe are off springing the others ‘got snatched by the Feds.
War Stories
Trash
Saffron: Brilliant.
Kaylee: Thanks.
Saffron: Except it’s idiotic.
The Message
Simon: I really know how to show a girl a disgusting time.
Kaylee: It’s… sweet. Poor little thing, never even saw the light of day. Now it’s in show business.
Inara: So, do aliens live among us?
Kaylee: Yeah. And one of them is a doctor.
Heart of Gold
Objects in Space
River: Kaylee?
Kaylee: River!
River: You’re afraid.
Kaylee: He tied me up. I don’t know where he came from.
River: It’s okay. You’re gonna be okay.
Kaylee: I told him where you were. I’m sorry. I didn’t know what else to do. I—
River: Shhh. I’m fine. But I need you to do something for me. Gotta be brave.
Kaylee: I’m tied up. I can’t.
River: You’ve got tools, something sharp. Don’t be scared. I’m right here.
River: I can win this.
Kaylee: Oh I’m hearin’ a lot of talk there, genius. Come on, show me what you got.