O’Neill: What do I do?
Dr. Carter: Sit down. {He sits}.
O’Neill: Now what?
Dr. Jackson: You’re supposed to have the ability to fly this thing.
Dr. Carter: With your mind!
Hammond: Are you absolutely certain about them, Colonel?
O’Neill: No sir.
Hammond: Good luck. And godspeed.
McKay: I give this no more than a 50-50 chance of this working.
Hammond: According to the tape it worked for eight years.
McKay: Well I’m certainly glad it’s not me going through that… thing.
Dr. Carter: This thing must have inertial dampeners.
O’Neill about to be stunned: Aw sh—
O’Neill: Safety off, point and shoot. Not at me.
Dr. Carter: I don’t really like guns.
O’Neill: Neither do I. How do you feel about explosives?
Dr. Carter: Those I like a little better.
Teal’c: Are you injured?
Dr. Carter: No. I’ve just never seen anyone killed before.
Jackson: Well this can’t be a good sign.
O’Neill: Why is that?
Jackson: Where am I?
O’Neill: Ancient Egypt.
Jackson: No, I mean the me from your timeline.
Teal’c: I killed you.
Jackson: Why?
Teal’c: You were a Goa’uld spy.
Jackson: A good reason.
Dr. Carter: It was horrible.
Jackson: Yeah, I’m sure. Why are you here?
O’Neill: Yes. Excellent question.
Carter: Apparently nothing we did affected the timeline.
O’Neill: But we didn’t do anything.
Carter: Not yet. Apparently we were going to. Two weeks from now. But now we don’t have to.
O’Neill: Excellent. That’s it. I like it.
Carter: Didn’t that tape say there were no fish in your pond?
O’Neill: Close enough.