Lord Yu-huang Shang Ti: What is the meaning of this?
Goa’uld: I should ask you the same thing. Major Samantha Carter.
Repli-Carter: Actually, I’m a colonel now.
Jackson: Teal’c, the odds are not in our favor.
Teal’c: They never are, Daniel Jackson.
O’Neill: You know, we could have used something like this a long time ago.
Jacob/Selmak: The High Council never thought they could trust you with it.
O’Neill: What changed their mind?
Jacob/Selmak: Nothing. They don’t know I took it. My relationship with the Council is still a little strained.
O’Neill: It’s not going to get better if you keep stealing stuff.
Jacob: As I said, given the progress of these battles, the Goa’uld will be wiped out in a matter of weeks.
O’Neill: You know I have to admit, I have some mixed feelings about this.
O’Neill: So what happened? Didn’t you guys have a ship? {Carter and Bra’tac turn to look at the Stargate.} And by the way, where’s Daniel?
Bra’tac: This war must be fought on two fronts. We will re-ignite the uprising and concur our oppressors. While you find the means to stop these replicators. Let us each fight the enemy we know best.
Repli-Carter: You have information that I need.
Jackson: Okay. What do you want to know?
Repli-Carter: I’m afraid it’s not that simple.
Jackson: No, it is that simple. All the same with you I’d rather not do the hand-in-the-head thing.
O’Neill: I’m sorry. We must have had a bad connection there for a second. It almost sounded like you were asking me for help.
Ba’al (Cliff Simon): The replicators are a threat to everyone. Including the countless humans who populate worlds throughout this galaxy. Now I propose that we work together to defeat our common enemy.
O’Neill: My. This is an occasion.
Ba’al: You can not be serious.
O’Neill: Yes I can. I just choose not to… some of the time.
Ba’al: With your insults you are dooming not just your world but all of humanity.
O’Neill: I think big.
Jacob: What the hell was that?
O’Neill: I’m sorry, Jacob. But I’m just not quite ready to sacrifice Teal’c.
Oma Desala (Mel Harris): You are still on the ship. The human form replicator is attempting to probe your mind as we speak.
Jackson: So why are you here?
Oma: Because when she is done, she will destroy you. And when that time comes, you will be faced with a choice.
Oma: If you are seeking an absolute truth you will not find it. Only truth that applies to you.
Jackson: That is so extremely unhelpful.
Oma: The truth is, all knowledge—everything that is and was and will be—is everywhere. Out there. And in all of us.
Jackson: “If you immediately know the candlelight is fire then the meal was cooked a long time ago.”
Oma: Yes.
Jackson: No. You’re trying to understand it, aren’t you?
Oma: It means what you want it to me.
Jackson: No it doesn’t. And you’re not Oma.
O’Neill: I’m so sorry. I was just finishing up a lovely brunch.
Ba’al: Impudence.
O’Neill: No, tuna.