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The X-Files Season 1 Quotes

Scully: Actually I'm looking forward to working with you. I've heard a lot about you. Mulder: Oh really? I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me.

Pilot

September 10, 1993

Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, why are those like yourself who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this earth not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary? Mulder: Because all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive.

Deep Throat

September 17, 1993

Scully: Oh my God, Mulder. It smells like... I think it's bile. Mulder: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?

Squeeze

September 24, 1993

Mulder: How could an eight year old boy who can barely multiply be a threat to national security? And people call me paranoid.

Conduit

October 1, 1993

Mulder: Don't you have a life, Scully? Scully: Keep it up, Mulder, and I'll hurt you like that beast woman.

The Jersey Devil

October 8, 1993

Mulder: Hey Scully, do you believe in an afterlife? Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one.

Shadows

October 22, 1993

Mulder: Defense department? Claude Peterson: Let's just say our paychecks are signed by the same person.

Ghost in the Machine

October 29, 1993

Mulder: Before anyone passes judgment, may I remind you we are in the arctic.

Ice

November 5, 1993

Mulder: Scully, we send those men up into space to unlock the doors of the universe and we don't even know what's behind them. I think whatever it was, he took it with him. And in the end it was the only way he knew how to stop it.

Space

November 12, 1993

Deep Throat: I'd say you have twenty-four hours before the entire area is sanitized. After that, it'll be like nothing ever happened.

Fallen Angel

November 19, 1993

Eve 9: We didn't do anything wrong. Eve 10: We're just little girls. Mulder: That's the last thing you are.

Eve

December 10, 1993

Scully: Mulder, you just keep unfolding like a flower.

Fire

December 17, 1993

Scully: Did Boggs confess? Mulder: No. No, it was five hours of Boggs' channeling. After three hours I asked him to summon up the soul of Jimi Hendrix and requested “All Along the Watchtower.” You know guy's been dead twenty years, but he still hasn't lost his edge.

Beyond the Sea

January 7, 1994

Scully: There's something up there, Mulder. Mulder: Oh, I've been saying that for years.

Gender Bender

January 21, 1994

Mulder: Two men died in that crash room, Scully. One man came back. The question is, which one?

Lazarus

February 4, 1994

Young at Heart

February 11, 1994

Langly: UFOs caused the Gulf War Syndrome. That's a good one. Byers: That's why we like you, Mulder. Your ideas are weirder than ours.

E.B.E.

February 18, 1994

Sheriff Daniels: Ninety-nine percent of the people in this world are fools. The rest of us are in great danger of contagion.

Miracle Man

March 18, 1994

Ish: I was at Wounded Knee in 1973. Know what I learned fighting the FBI? They don't believe in us, and we don't believe in them. Mulder: I want to believe.

Shapes

April 1, 1994

Scully: And you suspect, what? Bigfoot? Mulder: Not likely. That's a lot of flannel to be choking down, even for Bigfoot.

Darkness Falls

April 15, 1994

Tooms

April 22, 1994

Born Again

April 29, 1994

Mulder: Have you ever thought about calling one of them all day long and then all the sudden the phone rings and it's them calling you? Scully: Does this pitch somehow end with a way for me to lower my long distance charges?

Roland

May 6, 1994

Deep Throat: Trust.... Trust no one.

The Erlenmeyer Flask

May 13, 1994