Scully: I’d kiss you if you weren’t so damn ugly.
Morris (as Mulder) yelling out the window: Take a picture. It’ll last longer.
Mulder (as Morris): If I … shoot him is that murder or suicide?
Scully: Neither if I do it first.
Morris (as Mulder): We could have a lots of fun together once you got to know me.
Scully: I’ve got my gun.